SgT.Chris

1 hour ago, PainKiller said:

I've got your lube -- I mean "vaseline" if you wanna come get it back

Hey man don't threaten me with a good time I'll have to get the whip out of storage it's been a while haha

had a good go today trying to knife @loaderXI and slapping @PainKiller out of my spots haha 

@kenmen it's been a day welcome again 

@kenmenand I can't remember If I welcomed you huh welcome Ken haha

i'll have to get the game reinstalled always come back to cod2 still the same ip's? haha

i'll probably get my ass kicked again by dirk same as i did last year don't react any where near fast enough for him haha

15 minutes ago, RobMc said:

I'm kinda worried if he doesn't like me what 'banana' he'll stick in the mix?

Well it'll be a moldy "banana" and by the time it gets to us lot 

Who's this @kenmenwho guy never heard of him eh welcome to the clan 

@major-mark63need to do a manual patch i think @YACCster knows how to do it and can give you some pointers?

1 hour ago, RobMc said:

You'll know when I'm there, the light starts fading and the sensual odour of armpit gently wafts across the toilet, run.

And the Halloween movies music starts playing in the background

Hhhheehheehh I'm a fan of fermented foods but only when they been left in sugar water for a while 

welcome cookie a few things to note around here stay away from @RobMc he'll lead you astray with his tempts of candy !! jk but welcome again 

1 hour ago, ShinyAbsol said:

Omg everytime haha

I'm always run into the damn things

I'm the complete opposite with her actually.

"Yes of course you can have some sweets, don't have too many or you won't want any dinner. Do you want auntie Rosiee to order pizza?"

And she behaves really well for me too

That's because they find the weak ones that will accept bribes haha

5 minutes ago, RobMc said:

Oh dear?, in our current snowflake world this is the result:-

Your parents were abusive and were not encouraging you to see how serious the world really is?

You obviously need counselling to recover from this trauma

In an ideal world your assigned social worker should have at the first signs of mirth given you up for adoption, your parents were obviously politically incorrect.

However compounding the matter you are now embroiled with a similar person, aka Shiny, no good will come of this, enjoying each others company must stop.

The only way forward now would be to embrace the teachings of the God 'Greta Thunberg', a wise and clever sage ( gorgeous too). Give up your tools and learn how to recycle plastic, push whales off the beach and similar good things. Make Shiny renounce her harem, then every week realise your place in our world by whipping each other until tears come flowing (She'll enjoy this bit). All is not lost my boy, we can get back on the true snowflake path with faith and flagellation, you know it makes sense.

Uncle Rob

abusive nah emotionalloy scarring maybe but  in a good way i hope as fro polliticaly incorrect i'd rather be incorrect i sound like a mad farmer at the best of times HARDLY ANYONE CAN UNDERSTAND ME UNLESS THEY'RE FROM WHERE I AM as for god been there done that choir boy and all that not interested didn't even get a lolly after i left otherwise hahaha

as for snowflake i'm anything but....

25 minutes ago, RobMc said:

You are a great couple with a great sense of humour, well done.

i appreciate that however i wish to commend this one to my dad and my mom for constantly taking the piss out of me and teaching me the true sense of humour i know now jk hahaha

@RobMc can take it anyway you like any time of the day hahhaha

i mean i restore alls sorts trucks cars bikes and mopeds i've chopped a few too but heres my two latest projects one which is only a 50cc 2 smoke yamaha salient from 1984 which as of saturday passed it's test and is back on the road for the first time in 6 years and the other i'm umming and arring about chopping it or just restoring it all which is a v reg honda deuaville v twin i'll have a look and see if i can find any others i've done cause other than the kia i drive now pretty much everything i've ever owned and driven / rode i've done major repairs to before being road worthy

ooohhh found a few of my old bobber which was scrap when i bought it and cruiser which again abosolutly knackered one's a 125 the other was a 125 bored to a 250 head based on the old honda cg engine bobber had a slam box fitted all down to go up a gear i'd love to have them back but the both got wiped out by other drivers and bent the frames

spooky scary skeletons are now active on all ark servers feel free to stop on by and have a go spook tobers fear evolved is online for a limited time tame skeleton or ghost dinos such as rex's quetzeals and others also chibi pets are back have a tiny zombie rex as a pet or just make a regualr tiny chibi as a pet have fun enjoy !!!

Welcome ng4 to idiot Park! 

Du Du duu Du duu

sorry to hear i wish his family and friends the best in these trying times

1 hour ago, Labob said:

If you get it off that offer I'll let you have 10 minutes with rugger in private and 10 liras yes the old peso dollarama . Plus I'll let you in on the secret Spinpuppy dramma called home  depot idiot style yea bay I went  there offer only last till spin sobers up 

fuck man i can't compete with that 

$47 AND 20 points huh huh

1 hour ago, Sitting-Duc said:

$30

 $33 

Hmm mm $16.5

4 hours ago, RobMc said:

Having got rid of the trenchcoat to a nice cinema enthusiast it is perhaps time to offload my toy collection, Ebay for some reason rejected them, however I'm sure some of the younger idiots can save a fortune here, pm me for costs :-

Various dolls in different sizes, including quick inflate travel dolls, lube included in sale (margarine)

Various rubber and leather suits for the 'fuller figure', masks can be negotiated separately

Assorted handcuffs and restraining items, some brand new

Assorted beads (used) will need cleaning

A nice horsewhip for the riding enthusiast

Assortment of plastic thingies

Crotchless underwear, slightly soiled

Plus lots of other daily use items

Over 8 years old only apply please, as instructions are not included, put them away now for Christmas

 

( Now I just know the snowflakes will read this, it is a joke, please don't apply or call the police, it's not really there, it is amusement, although you no doubt will not see the funny side, so FU)

FUCK I WANTED THAT TRENCH COAT!!