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AyaqGuyaq

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  1. Joe, you can see the solar panels on the wings, and the plane uses hydrolysis (electrolysis? Been frickin' ever since Chemistry class in high school) to separate water vapor molecules from the clouds into their hydrogen and oxygen elements, then burns the hydrogen atoms for additional thrust. Figured that out a while back. Lol. Ayaq
  2. Lol, BDS, you still sluttin' around? I'll bet half of your posts are the quality pics you post, you know what I mean (wink, wink). Ayaq
  3. Aww, man!!!! Not our resident FT1 "Pennsylvania Idol!!!" God rest your soul, buddy, you were definitely one of the good ones. I'll have to wait to sing with you again . . . Ayaq
  4. Oh no, Mr. McRib, oh no you di-in't, no you di-in't!!! Lol. @COLOSSUS, if you check the left side of the front page of this website, you can easily see which >XI< games are hosted and which ones are populated. Mr. McRib, with his still-spittin'-shiny-new tags . . . Lol. Ayaq
  5. Holy Mack, @WeednFeed, you want I should send you a P.M. to describe for you what a "hot box" is? Surely you can't be that old . . . LMAO. Ayaq P.S. - Just you don't throw a tantrum at me like someone else did recently for not explaining something, a "hot box(@Streetcleaner's context, not mine)" is a separate metal container where you can pre-heat additional charcoal so you'll always have some ready coals handy when the first ones started dying down. Whoo-hoo: "Hot box!!!!" Lol.
  6. @Spartacus, you got banded, feral lobsters running around in that park? Lol, they look delicious, 2-1/4 pounders. Ayaq
  7. Pardon me, El Labob, aka "El Guapo," but I know that I, @Hefe33, do not possess your superior intellll-eckt and edjukashun . . . but could it be . . ." Ayaq
  8. What senor (again, with the apostrophe above the "o") El Labob, aka "El Guapo" said, plus one. Ayaq
  9. Happy birthday, Soliloquy. Ayaq
  10. Oh no, senor (with the apostrophe above the "o") @dadda2, not heem, not heem . . . he's not right in de head, he's plumb Loco!!! Lol. Congrats, bud. Ayaq P.S. - Viva, Las Loco!! Viva, Las Loco!! Viva, viva, Las Loco!!!!!!!
  11. Holy, Mack, Hammer, the license plate alone would scare me off right offa da bat: "666?" Nice paint, nice bus, I'm sure it grants a smooth, cloud-like-comfortable ride, like all Lincolns do, but "Ford guy" mechanics I know (i.e., two) say that you shouldn't buy anything unless it was a Lincoln "Mark VII (Mark 7)" or later. Anything built after 1990 by Ford Motor Co. is built to last and is free of "Gremlins." Ford--yes, I'm a "Ford guy," and my wife drove (drives?) Fords--realized that it had to "step it up" to match, or beat, the quality and reliability of Japanese automakers after 1989. Losing market share and "market value"--for publicly-traded stock--is not a good thing. Just sayin'. And from experience, too. Ayaq
  12. Crimson Tide, congratulations to you, sir. Crikey, now I gotta call you "sir?" Nevah!!! Nevah!! Lol. Great choice, Admins. and Sr. (moments) Admins. Love you strapping guys and "Vogue-esque" beautiful ladies. And @RobMc, aka "McRib," who . . . just-so-happens to be the bigging-est and strapping-est guy to ever grace the website. Ayaq
  13. Cool, Johnny Knox. Maybe you can rent a motorcycle and race some jets at the local U.S. Navy base, ala Tom Cruise . . . It was "Pensacola Beach" in "Top Gun," wasn't it? Been a while . . . Ayaq
  14. Holy Crikey, @Elvis9, if you have to ask how much it costs, you can't afford it! Wait, maybe not the best analogy . . . Oops. Ayaq
  15. Alright, "A" then "A." Now you gotta stop knifing people. Lol. Congrats. Ayaq
  16. Happy birthday, Lady Invalid. Said with nothing but respecting love in my heart . . . Ayaq
  17. Count me in on the "prayer chain." Ayaq
  18. Happy birthday, Shemp. Sorry, but I liked "Curlie" better. Lol. Ayaq
  19. Mr. Winkerbean, happy birthday to you, sir. Ayaq
  20. Expeditiously, here's a "Happy birthday!!" shout-out to you. Ayaq
  21. (Keeping in tune with the "ice" theme) "Freeze, a jolly good fellll-ooowww, freeze, a jolly good fellll-oowww . . ." Happy birthday, Sweet Ice Cream!!! Many more, Sweetheart. Ayaq
  22. Hehahahheehhhahhahehhhsa!!! Now there's an image that I can't possibly get outta my mind: a male brown bear charges and McRib drops his trousers and bends over while Ayaq and James run for the hills . . . Heahahhehehehahahehehhaehaha!! And while McRib is bent over, he yells "Ayaq, get back here with that lighter!!!!" @RobMc, you frickin' crack me up, bud!! Ayaq
  23. LMAO, McRib. You just gave me an idea: instead of wasting my rifle shells with warning shots, we can just feed you lots of beans and keep a Bic lighter handy for some "flambe (with an apostrophe over the "e," pronounced "flambay")" action; i.e., we see a bear, McRib bends over, Ayaq lights the Bic next to McRib's derriere, McRib shows how much methane he's built up in his innards, "Whoosh!!!" The night darkness momentarily turns into day, Ayaq curses again because all of the hair on his right hand and arm have been singed off (again), and reminds himself that his hand is nearly "well-done" by now, and that he should switch hands to even out the "cooking action." McRib stands up, blinking rapidly because he forgot to not look backwards lest he be blinded by the proverbial light, and says, "Ayaq, how'd you like that one? Where are you? I can't see . . ." Lol. Don't get me started, bud . . . Mr. McRib, I loved your "UK Version" post. Literally laughed my ass off. You have anymore? I'd be willing to bet we'd have a blast. Literally. Ayaq
  24. Mr. @RobMc, aka "Mr. McRib," I'll be happy to take you bear-watchin', as long as we have 3 other high-powered rifles and you buy the gas. We traveled up the river about 250 miles, and averaged seeing two brownies a day. Like I said, I fired 8 warning shots, and thought I was gonna have to shoot one if he didn't run off after the second warning shot. We can take @SGTSmeg and all of his extra underwear--he's gonna need 'em. Big mothers. No, not Smeg, them. There was only two of us, and it would be ideal if we had four, each with a .30-06 or higher. You can be the one heating up the beans and making coffee. Lol. Ayaq
  25. Par excellence, @loaderXI--you never cease to deliver, nor disappoint. I saw that on the Military Channel, so I can corroborate your alibi--I mean, your story. Who was the damn fool that said the Russians coulda won WWII without the Americans? Sheesh. Ingrate. Great post. Ayaq P.S. - Edited to say that Good always overcomes Evil--ALWAYS!!!!
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