AyaqGuyaq
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A very "Happy Birthday" shout out to my Belgian buddy. You hacker. Lol, miss dropping ammo for you--and reviving you, lol again--in Zombies, bud. I've been trying to get on for the past month, but I keep getting the "iw3.exe" error message. I'm such a techno-noob that I don't know how to fix it. What's the difference between Chicken and a prostitute? Chicken (in his Belgian language) says "Cock-a-doodle-do!," and the prostitute says "Any cock'll do!" Lol, miss you, buddy (hacker!), and I hope you have an absolutely fantastic birthday. Ayaq
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Hehahhehhehhahhahehha! "Growacet," I love it, @@Merlin007. Still laughing. Ayaq
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Hehahhehwehhahahehha, @@hxtr. Would be the dream of most men, unless they're eunichs Never had to spell "eunich" before, so I hope I got it right. I can tell when my BAC level is getting high because the engorged mosquitos smash into each other when they try to fly away. Ayaq
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LMAO, BDS. I, being in Alaska, can especially relate to the "mosquito" joke. Truth be told, I've wondered that a time or two as they would suck away at me in the summertime. Ayaq
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Pengy, sweetheart, you are "batting 1000" on your posted jokes--well, at least in my humble opinion. You, I, and @@hxtr (since he's always hit "like" on your jokes) must share the same sense of humor. Wait--Hexter even periodically hits the "like" button on jokes posted by @HellTigress, so I may have to rethink that . . . Lol, keep 'em coming. Ayaq
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As an aside, my ex-wife used to tell me that 20 mins. of begging did not constitute "foreplay." Just sayin' . . . Ayaq
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But that's only because of the 1.5 lb. metal plate in Hexter's head, and the 1 lb. of crystal meth @@hxtr was hiding in his mouth when his mug shot was taken. Hexter, buddy, the truth shall set you free! Lol. Ayaq
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Crikey, @@hxtr, you re-married? You must be a glutton for punishment, bud. Lol, not all women are evil, except for your ex and my ex, I'm sure. Ayaq
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Oh no you di-int, BDS! You trying to get them to invade us a third time? I happen to love and appreciate our English friends "across the pond." No, @@hxtr, I didn't say that to get another "Ass Kisser" medal. Or maybe I did? In any event, lol. Ayaq
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Happy birthday, Mr. Plague. If you chose--who knows, you just might--to get breast implants, would you then be known as the "Boob-onic Plague?" Just musing. Hope yours is better than most. Ayaq
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If anyone needs "pointers" on how to knife very, very effectively, just send a P.M. (no, @@hxtr, buddy, not "Prime Minister") to Sweet Athena. @@AthenA schooled me time and again on how to carve up an opponent. For added pleasure, Athena likes to grab her most rusty and dull knife from her collection I don't know just how many "scalp transplants" I've had to endure because of that young vixen. Ayaq
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Don't forget, he's from Canada. Eh? He went "oot and aboot" and ended up in the U.S. Darn Canadians have been refusing to take him back, too. Just kidding, my Canadian brethren and sisteren? Canada is my neighbor to the east, but a "neighbor to the north for you folks in the "Lower 48," as we call the contiguous states south of Alaska. Ayaq
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La, la, la-la-la-la, la, la-la-la-la . . . Hope you have a splendid day, Smurfy. Watch out for Garganel, who is also known as @SandraDee. Sweet @@Sally told me so . . . Aysq
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That looks like Lady Gaga, but with a smaller nose. Don't be hatin', Creamy, I'm just sayin'. Besides, I like Lady Gaga, especially her nose. Lol, the new sig for Ice Cream looks great. Really, it does. Ayaq
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By the way, TSW, when I saw your thread title, I thought you were going to show us screenshots of your homemade porn movies. Just sayin'. (Snickering) Ayaq
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Yeah, change her name to "Ice Cream" and include an image of Cruella DeVille. You know, Creamy, from "101 Dalmations?" Hmm? Lol, loving thoughts going out to you, Creamy. Lol again. Ayaq
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You shoulda stuck around a bit longer to see Troy from "Swamp People" swoop in to dispatch the beast. No, not @@hxtr, the alligator . . . Lol. Ayaq
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"My knife is too dull, dear Ice Cream, dear Ice Cream, my knife is too dull, dear Ice Cream, too dull. Then sharpen it, Imperium, Imperium, Imperium, then sharpen it, Imperium, Imperium, sharpen it." Ayaq
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It must be deja vu, or something--I could swear I've seen this joke posted before . . . Ayaq
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LMAO, Pengy. That's a great one. Someone wanna explain it to Drimpy? Lol. Ayaq
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Welcome to the Looney Bin, where the straight jackets are not only made in China, but are "one size fits all." Ayaq
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Happy birthday, my zombie buddy. Hope it's an awesome day for you. Ayaq
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When the goats see @@hxtr approaching, they usually run away, screaming "Naaaaaaaah! Naaaaaaaaah!" Ayaq
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Wow, Sweet Athena, that was quite a welcome. I'll bet you can see flowers coming out your backside every time you "break wind." Lol, sweetheart. Welcome to the forums, D.B. Cooper. Whenever you get sleepy, you get "Cooper tires." Sorry, Sweet @@AthenA sent me a p.m. asking me to post exactly this. Ayaq
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Lol. Where do we (i.e., me and Hexter) sign up?
