Well my secret door project is out of the bag now... Its truly Infact a magnificent work of art!! Completely rob proof so don't even try to knock that shit down.. Infact with the secret rob proof booby traps you may not even make it too the door. You will smell the goods walking up the driveway but when you are about to put that hairy palm of yours to knock the usual shave and a haircut tune that you hum to yourself while you relieve yourself in the water closet, you may Infact just get an explosive burst from the aerosol cans of fart spray strategically placed inside that beautifully carved weed leaf door.
Now if my calculations are correct your old lady may need the treats to put up with the smell or something to make u smell sexy..
Cheers robmc!!
Jointz