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A Flat Stomach!!!

 

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.

 

The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.

 

She dresses quickly and goes to find him..

 

The son sees his mom and asks,

'What were you and Dad doing?

 

'The mother replies,

... 'Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it..'

 

 

'Your wasting your time,' said the boy.

 

'Why is that?' the mom asked puzzled.

 

'Well when you go shopping, the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.'



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Posted

Might be a good jole if I could read it.Why the coloured text?

 



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Posted
JohnnyDos

Might be a good jole if I could read it.Why the coloured text?

 

I could just barely read it and it is funny!



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lmao good one.

 



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Posted

I could read it just fine...but I didn't think it was funny. Those parents need to lock there door.Tongue out



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Posted

It's coloured text because it's been copied and pasted from somewhere else and the formatting from the source has also been copied and pasted



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Posted

It was cute and if you have trouble reading it just highlight the text and it is easier to read.



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lol nice



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I'm confused. What does it mean that she was blowing him back up?



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Posted
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I'm confused. What does it mean that she was blowing him back up?

 

 

Poor Harry...To have lived so long and been deprived of one of life's greatest pleasures...LOL...SmileSmile

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