HarryWeezer Posted May 5, 2011 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 7654 Content Per Day: 1.96 Reputation: 7229 Achievement Points: 53674 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 02:59 PM Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted May 5, 2011 - Next time you're in your favorite bar, order a Jack Daniels Osama style: that's two shots and a splash of water. - Last thing Osama said: "I need Seals in my house like I need a hole in the head." - First thing he said to Satan: "You see, this is why I never answer my door." - Osama's last tweet: "BRB, someone at the door." - If Bin Laden had spent more time playing COD, he would have realized that camping can only last so long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted May 5, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.14 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted May 5, 2011 nice one harry... - the second thing he said to Satan: "where are my virgins bitch." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Posted May 5, 2011 Member ID: 295 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1535 Content Per Day: 0.28 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 8175 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/07/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 01/01/1970 Share Posted May 5, 2011 lmfao!!! luv it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hxtr Posted May 5, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.14 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted May 5, 2011 I can only hope Osama has a similar experience like this..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PimpedOutPete Posted May 5, 2011 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 129 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 14894 Content Per Day: 2.76 Reputation: 7836 Achievement Points: 91144 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 32 minutes ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: iPhone Share Posted May 5, 2011 Lol nice job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WhskyTngoFxtrt Posted May 6, 2011 Member ID: 2102 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 3 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 23 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 145 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/05/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 08/30/1973 Share Posted May 6, 2011 It's amazing what the US can achieve when the Playstation Network is down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdCdnInfty Posted May 6, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Share Posted May 6, 2011 lmfao haha I love the camping part haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Nutcutter Posted May 6, 2011 Member ID: 1540 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 13 Topic Count: 40 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 856 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 100 Achievement Points: 4812 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/28/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 6, 2017 Birthday: 09/20/1969 Share Posted May 6, 2011 WhskyTngoFxtrt It's amazing what the US can achieve when the Playstation Network is down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted May 6, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18314 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20379 Achievement Points: 134186 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 274 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted May 6, 2011 lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Merlin007 Posted May 6, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1079 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8459 Content Per Day: 1.72 Reputation: 7348 Achievement Points: 75197 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 58 minutes ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted May 6, 2011 Nice one Weezer about the tweet. Too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
dilly Posted May 7, 2011 Member ID: 2467 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 41 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 319 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/07/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17, 2018 Birthday: 06/12/1993 Share Posted May 7, 2011 just saying i heard osama was found in a biscuit factory hiding behind the afghans, and he top score for hide and go seek player 2001-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickTheGrip Posted May 7, 2011 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Device: iPhone Share Posted May 7, 2011 "Got Bin Laden AND interrupted Celebrity Apprentice? Win for Obama all around," Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
NickTheGrip Posted May 7, 2011 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Device: iPhone Share Posted May 7, 2011 Tweets seen the day after Osama Bin Living (till recently)'s death 'I bet Bin Laden regrets allowing his iPhone app to "use his current location".' "Mrs. Bin Laden just updated her Facebook status to single." "Bin Laden shouldn't have used his real address for his PSN account." "They should have captured Bin Laden alive and made him continually go through airport security for the rest of his life." "The 72 virgins all have headaches tonight." "At least he got to see the royal wedding before he went out." "This is good news for the other guys on the top 10 wanted list -- finally they get to move up in the rankings." "Osama dead: Donald Trump demands the long-form death certificate." "God will pass judgment; the US Military simply arranged the meeting!" "Osama corpse into ocean + BP oil spill + Fukushima radiation = Zombie Terrorist." "I bet Osama Bin Laden accidentally hit the "Add your location" button during his last tweet." "Am I traveling with anyone? Just my human shield over there." "The awkward thing about Osama is that nobody is telling you that Dora the Explorer was the one who finally found him..." "Can they make a Call of Duty Map of Osama in his compound?" Q: "What color were Osama's eyes?" A: "Blue. One blew this way, one blew that way." "Osama Bin Laden was RIP (Resting in Pakistan)" "It seems to me, you lived your life like a sandal in the bin." "Now that Osama is buried at sea, is it socially acceptable to pee in the water while swimming?" British - "So apparently they DO take the Bins out on bank holidays!" "Won't Osama now team up with the deceptorcons now he's in the ocean?" "BREAKING: Osama bin Laden to run against Hitler for mayor of hell." "BREAKING: Osama been killed by an elite killing force ... in other news Chuck Norris just returned home from his trip to Pakistan." Osama bin Laden was apparently shot twice in the face. It looks like Dick Cheney may have been involved. Jay Leno Did everyone enjoy the Osama bin Laden season finale? David Letterman After all the talk about caves, bin Laden was hiding in a million-dollar mansion in Pakistan. The CIA became suspicious when they learned there was a million-dollar mansion in Pakistan. Jimmy Kimmel Anagram of Osama Bin Laden is 'lob da man in sea' "Osama regrets filling in that census form now." "Nobody is safe in Pakistan not even Osama." You will know for sure that Osama Bin Laden is dead when his wives update their Facebook relationship status as "Widowed". "Bin Laden may be dead but he's blowing up my news feed." "BREAKING: Osama bin Laden is still dead." Osama's Ghost's twitter account GhostOsama "What's Osama bin Laden going to be for Halloween? Dead." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Deranged Posted May 7, 2011 Member ID: 295 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1535 Content Per Day: 0.28 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 8175 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/07/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 01/01/1970 Share Posted May 7, 2011 hehe my favorite.."Osama dead: Donald Trump demands the long-form death certificate." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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