WolfTiS Posted July 18, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Two Sweds walk into a pet shop near Grand Rapids . They head right to the bird section.... and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven. The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag . Ole and Sven pay for the birds; leave the shop; get into Sven's pickup and drive to the top of some big cliffs near Grand Rapids Lake. At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag; puts them on his shoulders; and jumps off the cliff. Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and says, "By yumpin' yiminy, dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me." VAIT! Dere's MORE! Moments later, Knute arrives up at the cliffs. He's been to the pet shop, too, and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hey, Ole, Vatch dis" Knute says. He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff. Ole watches.... as half way down, Knute takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Knute continues to plummet down-and-down until he hits the bottom.... and kills himself dead. Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting, either." BUT VAIT! Dere's MORE, you betcha! Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag, out of which he pulls a chicken. Lars grasps the chicken by the legs; holds it over his head; hurls himself off the cliff..... and disappears down-and-down until he hits the bottom.... and kills himself dead. Once more, Ole shakes his head. "First der was Sven with his budgie-jumping, den Knute parrot-shooting, and now Lars hen-gliding." Dats all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
NickTheGrip Posted July 18, 2011 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Device: iPhone Share Posted July 18, 2011 that is so politically incorrect, it's even more hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PigDog Posted July 18, 2011 Member ID: 222 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 88 Topic Count: 331 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 3846 Content Per Day: 0.72 Reputation: 1626 Achievement Points: 25628 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 24 Birthday: 02/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted July 18, 2011 lmao, I ave not heard a good Sven and Ole joke in a long time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
bobbarker Posted July 18, 2011 Member ID: 689 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 69 Topic Count: 100 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2030 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1533 Achievement Points: 13317 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 9, 2023 Birthday: 07/22/1965 Device: iPhone Share Posted July 18, 2011 Lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted July 18, 2011 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 143 Topic Count: 514 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17095 Content Per Day: 3.25 Reputation: 42091 Achievement Points: 148644 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 678 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted July 18, 2011 good one cuz .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted July 27, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 268 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18192 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20228 Achievement Points: 133325 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 267 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted July 27, 2011 lol - funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Daretorparn Posted July 27, 2011 Member ID: 1367 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 65 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 395 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 13, 2013 Birthday: 07/02/1993 Share Posted July 27, 2011 HAHA lol its funny becaus its true XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamu Posted July 27, 2011 Member ID: 715 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 418 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 2178 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 1183 Achievement Points: 16606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 11/04/1943 Device: Windows Share Posted July 27, 2011 Thank God the Poles have become popular dumb joke nationality, sort of pushed the "Dumb Swede" jokes into the background. Now here comes Wolf resurrecting the past. Shame of this is that it's probably a true story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabreeyes Posted July 27, 2011 Member ID: 1642 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 22 Topic Count: 72 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 900 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 241 Achievement Points: 6952 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/05/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 3, 2016 Birthday: 07/30/1958 Share Posted July 27, 2011 good laughts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin007 Posted July 28, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1075 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8443 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7305 Achievement Points: 75005 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 49 minutes ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted July 28, 2011 LOL Too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Bushape Posted July 28, 2011 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Good one Wolf, you had to be laughing your ass off, writing that one down. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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