DEEJAYKEG Posted November 21, 2011 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.10 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted November 21, 2011 Waiting betweenBishops Stortford and Harlow, to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering alongat 11MPH. Says he tohimself: "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on hislights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that thereare five old ladies, two in the front seats and three in the back...wide eyedand white as ghosts. The driver,obviously confused, says to him "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit!What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am,"the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know thatdriving slower than the speed limit canalso be a danger to other drivers." "Slower thanthe speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly...eleven miles anhour!" ....the old womansays a bit proudly. The Policeofficer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that M11 is the roadnumber, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed,the woman grins and thanks the officer for pointing out her error. "But before Ilet you go, Ma'am, I have to ask...Is everyone in this car OK? These women seemawfully shaken, and they haven't made a sound this whole time," "Oh, they'llbe all right in a minute officer. We've just comeoff the A120." Awards
Bushape Posted November 21, 2011 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Posted November 21, 2011 Good one DeeJay. I bet the other drivers would be looking white as well. Awards
Damit1 Posted November 22, 2011 Member ID: 1188 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 258 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1692 Content Per Day: 0.30 Reputation: 1355 Achievement Points: 15036 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 21, 2024 Device: Android Posted November 22, 2011 lol good 1 Damit! Awards
Jedi-Jack Posted November 22, 2011 Member ID: 228 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 9 Topic Count: 39 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 626 Content Per Day: 0.11 Reputation: 229 Achievement Points: 4711 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 24, 2023 Birthday: 06/01/1971 Posted November 22, 2011 That is funny Deejay. Awards
LtLaszlo Posted November 22, 2011 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 189 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9239 Content Per Day: 1.61 Reputation: 24523 Achievement Points: 95523 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 323 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Posted November 22, 2011 So they were all blondes (before they went grey)? Hehe! Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted November 22, 2011 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15027 Content Per Day: 2.62 Reputation: 8043 Achievement Points: 92206 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted November 22, 2011 Lol great one.. Thx Awards
TBB Posted November 22, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20575 Content Per Day: 3.67 Reputation: 22610 Achievement Points: 148515 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 398 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted November 22, 2011 Nice - thanks Awards
IronXI Posted November 22, 2011 Member ID: 1102 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 312 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 1924 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/08/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 1, 2012 Birthday: 10/13/1983 Posted November 22, 2011 thats awsome
Hobbs Posted November 22, 2011 Member ID: 449 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 2 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 4 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 40 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/19/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 01/19/1957 Posted November 22, 2011 awsome i'll be sure to remember that funny
Syckle Posted November 23, 2011 Member ID: 2694 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 115 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 432 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 326 Achievement Points: 5572 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 07/26/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 27 Birthday: 08/11/1965 Device: Windows Posted November 23, 2011 HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good one!!! Awards
BeerGoat Posted November 23, 2011 Member ID: 2923 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1251 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 295 Achievement Points: 8401 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 03/20/1976 Device: Windows Posted November 23, 2011 isnt that the truth. lol Awards
LaRSin Posted November 23, 2011 Member ID: 45 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 69 Topic Count: 982 Topics Per Day: 0.17 Content Count: 9439 Content Per Day: 1.65 Reputation: 3738 Achievement Points: 68181 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 02/25/1951 Device: Windows Posted November 23, 2011 good one lol........... Awards
Joe Canadian Posted November 23, 2011 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Posted November 23, 2011 Good one :-) Awards
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