Nutcutter Posted May 13, 2012 Member ID: 1540 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 13 Topic Count: 40 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 856 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 100 Achievement Points: 4812 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/28/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 6, 2017 Birthday: 09/20/1969 Posted May 13, 2012 My wife said all she wants for Mothers Day is breakfast in bed... Why did she get so mad when I pushed the bed up to the stove? Sykorsky, hxtr, Yop and 5 others 8
PimpedOutPete Posted May 13, 2012 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15027 Content Per Day: 2.63 Reputation: 8042 Achievement Points: 92205 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted May 13, 2012 Lol Awards
hxtr Posted May 13, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted May 13, 2012 she needs to understand a good gesture when she sees one. More training needed. lol
Princess Posted May 13, 2012 Member ID: 1796 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1345 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 663 Achievement Points: 8493 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 02:43 PM Birthday: 04/03/1976 Device: Android Posted May 13, 2012 omg xD lol BigPapaDean 1 Awards
BigPapaDean Posted May 13, 2012 Member ID: 1128 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1210 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6553 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4430 Achievement Points: 63653 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18 Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted May 13, 2012 She needs you to spank her first! Lol! Awards
TBB Posted May 13, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20364 Content Per Day: 3.64 Reputation: 22440 Achievement Points: 147235 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 388 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted May 13, 2012 lol Awards
little_old_man Posted May 13, 2012 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.21 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Posted May 13, 2012 LOL good one. Last year I bought my monther-in-law a new chair for Mother's day but my wife refused to let me plug it in. BeerGoat and BigPapaDean 2 Awards
Mercy Posted May 13, 2012 Member ID: 3081 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 14 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 298 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 103 Achievement Points: 2431 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/18/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 30, 2013 Birthday: 03/26/1982 Posted May 13, 2012 LOL that is just funny.
Labob Posted May 13, 2012 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8389 Content Per Day: 1.47 Reputation: 6126 Achievement Points: 54468 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 22 Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Windows Posted May 13, 2012 Jesus man did you raise the bed so she would not have to raise her arm to cook. Show some respect here. And keep in mind some women have shorter arms then others . Damm he's going to screw it up for the rest of us. hxtr 1 Awards
QueenCobra Posted May 13, 2012 Member ID: 2935 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 21 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 281 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 147 Achievement Points: 1857 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 10/28/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 2, 2015 Birthday: 07/19/1978 Posted May 13, 2012 lol
WiZiD Posted May 13, 2012 Member ID: 804 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 446 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3600 Content Per Day: 0.64 Reputation: 1053 Achievement Points: 24386 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 11/28/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 26 Birthday: 04/25/1960 Device: Windows Posted May 13, 2012 I bought my wife a bathroom scale for Valentines day. I dont think she ever stood on it. WTH it cost over $50........ Awards
IceMan NZ Posted May 14, 2012 Member ID: 694 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 14 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 440 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 115 Achievement Points: 2734 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 6, 2022 Birthday: 01/05/1989 Posted May 14, 2012 lol Awards
Nutcutter Posted May 14, 2012 Member ID: 1540 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 13 Topic Count: 40 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 856 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 100 Achievement Points: 4812 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/28/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 6, 2017 Birthday: 09/20/1969 Author Posted May 14, 2012 Just an FYI Mothers Day was awesome, and part of it was because we could make jokes like this and laugh. Love you Diane...AKA MOM :wub: you are the best
hxtr Posted May 14, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted May 14, 2012 Jesus man did you raise the bed so she would not have to raise her arm to cook. Show some respect here. And keep in mind some women have shorter arms then others . Damm he's going to screw it up for the rest of us. I told my mom what he said.. she said, "no wonder most of you are not married". hahahahaha not funny i know. She should hold back at times. BeerGoat 1
Nutcutter Posted May 14, 2012 Member ID: 1540 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 13 Topic Count: 40 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 856 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 100 Achievement Points: 4812 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/28/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 6, 2017 Birthday: 09/20/1969 Author Posted May 14, 2012 Jesus man did you raise the bed so she would not have to raise her arm to cook. Show some respect here. And keep in mind some women have shorter arms then others . Damm he's going to screw it up for the rest of us. I told my mom what he said.. she said, "no wonder most of you are not married". hahahahaha not funny i know. She should hold back at times. LOL
TheLastColdBeer Posted May 14, 2012 Member ID: 489 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 553 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4745 Content Per Day: 0.83 Reputation: 6058 Achievement Points: 42053 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 18 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 23, 2024 Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Android Posted May 14, 2012 I bought my wife a bathroom scale for Valentines day. I dont think she ever stood on it. WTH it cost over $50........ I bet that earned you all kinds of points. Couch comfy? Awards
Joe Canadian Posted May 14, 2012 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Posted May 14, 2012 I bought my wife a bathroom scale for Valentines day. I dont think she ever stood on it. WTH it cost over $50........ I bet that earned you all kinds of points. Couch comfy? Lol, do you have a good couch beers? Good one, mine is quite comfy thank God Awards
Tball Posted May 14, 2012 Member ID: 112 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 104 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1132 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 228 Achievement Points: 6975 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 3, 2015 Birthday: 10/09/1960 Posted May 14, 2012 I got my wife a pair a slippers and a dildo she dont like the slippers she can go **ck her self
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