google Posted July 28, 2012 Member ID: 1270 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 149 Topic Count: 330 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 3862 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 4543 Achievement Points: 34164 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 03/22/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 09:09 AM Birthday: 04/12/1969 Device: Windows Share Posted July 28, 2012 (edited) Woman-Speak Translator 1. "We need" I want 2. "This Kitchen is so ____" I want a new house 3. "I want new curtains" and carpet, and furniture, and ... 4. "I need a new pair of shoes" the other 40 are all the wrong color 5. "I only need a soap dish" We'll check out ALL the sale items 6. "Those are a bargain" Did you bring your checkbook? 7. "Does this dress look OK?" I need a new wardrobe 8. "Look at this coat!" Is VISA maxed out? 9. "You're so attentive tonite" Is sex all you ever think about? 10. "It's just... I'm soooo tired" Get away from me, you sex maniac 11. "It's been such a hectic day" Get away from me, you sex maniac 12. "Hon! I just did my hair" Get away from me, you sex maniac 13. "Are the kids asleep?" Get away from me, you sex maniac 14. "Won't you be late for work?" Get away from me, you sex maniac 15. "Turn out the lights first" My thighs looked flabby today 16. "Of course I like making love" Is this gonna take much longer? 17. "You're ... so manly" You need a shave and a shower 18. "You have such a manly scent" For God's sake. Use some deodorant 19. "My, don't you look comfortable" Go put on a shirt, slob 20. "So nice to see you relaxing" Don't sit around in your underwear 21. "I'm not upset!" Of course I'm upset, you moron 22. "I'm not emotional!" You'd be too, if you married an idiot 23. "I'm not mad at all" I can't believe you're that stupid 24. "Yes, I'm still talking to you" I can't believe you're that stupid 25. "I'm not being quiet" I can't believe you're that stupid 26. "No" NO !!! NEVER !!! NO WAY !!! 27. "I'm sorry" You'll be sorry 28. "Do you forgive me?" You'll be sorry 29. "Well, I was upset" You'll be sorry 30. "Well, I was tired" You'll be sorry 31. "Well, I had a headache" You'll be sorry 32. "Do what you want" You'll pay for this later, big time 33. "Do what you think best" You'll pay for this later, big time 34. "You know more about it" You'll pay for this later, big time 35. "As I recall, it was your idea" You'll pay for this later, big time 36. "Yes, I've calmed down" You'll pay for this later, big time 37. "I realize it was my fault sweetheart" You ain't seen nothing yet! 38. "It's your decision" The correct decision is obvious 39. "Sure... go ahead" Don't you dare, you clown 40. You like this recipe? It's easy to fix 41. "Do you want to eat out?" I forgot to go grocery shopping 42. "What do you want for dinner?" I don't feel like cooking 43. "You seen that new restaurant?" I don't feel like cooking 44. "It's your Mother's recipe" You'd better damn sight eat that 45. "You liked that the last time" You'd better damn sight eat that 46. "Don't want to talk yet" Go away, I'm building up steam 47. "Just need some time to think" Go away, I'm building up steam 48. "We need to talk" I need to complain 49. "Learn to communicate" Just agree with me 50. "I am not yelling!" This is important, you idiot! 51. "Are you listening to me???" [Too late, you're dead] 52. "Our anniversary's coming up" When I think of the guys I could've married 53. "The kids were so bad today" Your gene pool needs more chlorine Edited July 28, 2012 by google BigPapaDean, jumper, Princess and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
jumper Posted July 28, 2012 Member ID: 3194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 53 Topic Count: 60 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1132 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 1284 Achievement Points: 9344 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 02/13/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 12, 2023 Birthday: 03/23/1975 Device: Windows Share Posted July 28, 2012 baldie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted July 28, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 274 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18326 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20385 Achievement Points: 134266 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 274 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted July 28, 2012 Good stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TheLastColdBeer Posted July 28, 2012 Member ID: 489 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 549 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4682 Content Per Day: 0.87 Reputation: 5884 Achievement Points: 41201 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted July 28, 2012 I liked #51 " too late, you're dead" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Noears711XI Posted July 28, 2012 Member ID: 238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 189 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 1940 Achievement Points: 19609 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 8, 2022 Birthday: 07/09/1957 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Google that was funny but you really to spend to much time on the internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Exe Posted July 28, 2012 Member ID: 2567 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 41 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2904 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 983 Achievement Points: 17118 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 06/08/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 06:50 PM Birthday: 12/11/1986 Device: Windows Share Posted July 28, 2012 Ahah so true, like the 13 : "Are the kids asleep?" Get away from me, you sex maniac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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