BigPapaDean Posted November 8, 2012 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1204 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6538 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4424 Achievement Points: 63540 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 01:45 AM Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted November 8, 2012 It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up raring to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and is surprised to find his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage. Jake asks her, "What are you up to?" Alice smiles, "I'm going hunting with you!" Jake has many reservations, since Alice has never set foot in the woods, but reluctantly decides to take her along. Three hours later they arrive at their hunting area. Jake sets his wife safely up in the treestand and tells her,"If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot." Jake walks away with a smile on his face, thinking Alice couldn't bag an elephant, much less a deer. Not ten minutes pass when he is startled to hear an array of gunshots. Quickly, Jake starts running back. As he gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming, "Get the hell away from my deer!" Confused and frightened, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife. And again he hears her yell, "Get the hell away from my deer!", followed by another volley of gunfire. Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is surprised to see a game warden with his hands high in the air. The game warden, obviously distraught, yells, "Okay, lady! You can have your deer! Just let me get my saddle off it!" HellKid and Blackbart 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BeerGoat Posted November 8, 2012 Member ID: 2923 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1243 Content Per Day: 0.27 Reputation: 294 Achievement Points: 8355 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 hours ago Birthday: 03/20/1976 Device: Windows Share Posted November 8, 2012 lol. Good one!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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tsw 8.5 Posted November 25, 2012 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 518 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17140 Content Per Day: 3.24 Reputation: 42159 Achievement Points: 149022 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 680 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 10:33 AM Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted November 25, 2012 that is so light i cant read it .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted November 25, 2012 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1204 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6538 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4424 Achievement Points: 63540 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 01:45 AM Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted November 25, 2012 If you can't read it highlite the page then you can read it! lol!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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