BigPapaDean Posted November 8, 2012 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1213 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6561 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 4442 Achievement Points: 63725 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 01:36 PM Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted November 8, 2012 It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up raring to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and is surprised to find his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage. Jake asks her, "What are you up to?" Alice smiles, "I'm going hunting with you!" Jake has many reservations, since Alice has never set foot in the woods, but reluctantly decides to take her along. Three hours later they arrive at their hunting area. Jake sets his wife safely up in the treestand and tells her,"If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot." Jake walks away with a smile on his face, thinking Alice couldn't bag an elephant, much less a deer. Not ten minutes pass when he is startled to hear an array of gunshots. Quickly, Jake starts running back. As he gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming, "Get the hell away from my deer!" Confused and frightened, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife. And again he hears her yell, "Get the hell away from my deer!", followed by another volley of gunfire. Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is surprised to see a game warden with his hands high in the air. The game warden, obviously distraught, yells, "Okay, lady! You can have your deer! Just let me get my saddle off it!" Blackbart and HellKid 2 Awards
BeerGoat Posted November 8, 2012 Member ID: 2923 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1251 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 295 Achievement Points: 8401 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 05:36 PM Birthday: 03/20/1976 Device: Windows Posted November 8, 2012 lol. Good one!! Awards
WeednFeed Posted November 24, 2012 Member ID: 433 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 42 Topic Count: 368 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2657 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 4260 Achievement Points: 26943 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 48 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 05/28/1957 Device: Macintosh Posted November 24, 2012 This is good! Awards
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vipersniper Posted November 25, 2012 Member ID: 371 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 67 Topic Count: 64 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 854 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 382 Achievement Points: 6772 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/13/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 22, 2020 Birthday: 04/02/1962 Posted November 25, 2012 not sure can't read it ? Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted November 25, 2012 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 538 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17594 Content Per Day: 3.11 Reputation: 42684 Achievement Points: 152308 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 692 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted November 25, 2012 that is so light i cant read it .. Awards
BigPapaDean Posted November 25, 2012 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1213 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6561 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 4442 Achievement Points: 63725 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 01:36 PM Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted November 25, 2012 If you can't read it highlite the page then you can read it! lol!!! Awards
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