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I retired from my long successful career, but became bored. I decided to accept a

low-paid but stress-free job as a greeter at the local home improvement store. After

landing my new job as a greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a

day. Here is my story…

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, and

inappropriately dressed woman walked into the store along with her two kids, yelling

obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. Here is her picture.

 

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As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome." I

then said, "Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling at the children just long enough to say to me, "Of

course they aren't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one' s only 5. Why the

hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just fucking stupid?"

 

I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam... I just couldn't believe

someone would fuck you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping with

us".

 

My Supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.



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Posted

Heard that one before and it's still funny.



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Posted

Love the classics I knew the punch line but still couldnt help laughing



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Posted

rofl .... i wish i could say that sometimes too.... :hrhr:



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Posted

Great one.



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