WolfTiS Posted November 29, 2012 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Share Posted November 29, 2012 One day I accidentally overturned my cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course we were living at in Sarasota, heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay, what's your name?" "It’s Jack , and I’m OK thanks," I replied. "Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later." "That's mighty nice of you," I answered,” but I don't think my wife would like it." "Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty and persuasive. "Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it." After a restorative brandy, and some driving and putting lessons, I thanked my host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset." "Don't be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile, “She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "Under the cart!" I said.... little_old_man, baldie, Shamu and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
baldie Posted November 29, 2012 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3341 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2610 Achievement Points: 33745 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted November 29, 2012 PMSL love it mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LtLaszlo Posted November 29, 2012 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 186 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9148 Content Per Day: 1.70 Reputation: 24320 Achievement Points: 94258 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 316 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted November 29, 2012 LOL! Good one Wolf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted November 30, 2012 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 514 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17104 Content Per Day: 3.25 Reputation: 42098 Achievement Points: 148711 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 678 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted November 30, 2012 NO she wont ..good one cuz lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted November 30, 2012 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 129 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 14887 Content Per Day: 2.77 Reputation: 7828 Achievement Points: 91096 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: iPhone Share Posted November 30, 2012 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
djMot Posted November 30, 2012 Member ID: 3189 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 94 Topic Count: 355 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 5234 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 11106 Achievement Points: 48754 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 112 Joined: 02/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 12/24/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted November 30, 2012 Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
2_MANY_BEERS Posted November 30, 2012 Member ID: 96 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 107 Topic Count: 1048 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 8812 Content Per Day: 1.64 Reputation: 3298 Achievement Points: 62176 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 29 Birthday: 06/30/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted November 30, 2012 Very good. Now where's that dam cart at? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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