JohnnyDos Posted May 23, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted May 23, 2013 1He said to me . ... .. I don't knowwhy you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it I said to him .... . .You wear pants don't you? 2 He said to me ... .......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said to him .. That's agood idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and donothing but fart 3 He said to me. ... What haveyou been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him ....... Turn sideways and lookin the mirror! 4 He said to me. . How many men does it taketo change a roll of toilet paper? I said to him .. .. I don't know; it hasnever happened. 5 He said to me. . Why is it difficult tofind men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? I said to him . . .They already have boyfriends. 6He said to me...What do you call awoman who knows where her husband is every night? I said to him. . .. Awidow. 7He said to me.... Why are marriedwomen heavier than single women? I said to him .. . .. Single womencome home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.. Married women come home, see what's in bedand go to the fridge. HellKid 1
Markoff Posted May 23, 2013 Member ID: 54 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 90 Topic Count: 497 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4552 Content Per Day: 0.79 Reputation: 2341 Achievement Points: 32404 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 03/17/1965 Device: Windows Posted May 23, 2013 lo nice one .................... Awards
2_MANY_BEERS Posted May 23, 2013 Member ID: 96 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 108 Topic Count: 1049 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 8817 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 3309 Achievement Points: 62219 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 06/30/1954 Device: Windows Posted May 23, 2013 lol
blackcat Posted May 23, 2013 Member ID: 122 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 64 Topic Count: 266 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2852 Content Per Day: 0.49 Reputation: 2051 Achievement Points: 21967 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 5, 2024 Birthday: 10/10/1964 Device: Android Posted May 23, 2013 lol Awards
Hunter1948 Posted May 23, 2013 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.60 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Posted May 23, 2013 Good one very funny. Awards
kategunnr24 Posted May 23, 2013 Member ID: 7097 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 24 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 13 Achievement Points: 158 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/14/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 13, 2013 Birthday: 02/16/1989 Posted May 23, 2013 just for the sake of the joke i won't say anything, but it is mostly right lol
TBB Posted May 23, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 293 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21396 Content Per Day: 3.77 Reputation: 23073 Achievement Points: 153269 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 417 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Online Last Seen: 14 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted May 23, 2013 lol - good ones - thanks Awards
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