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I was so drunk last night I thought I pissed my pants


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I drank a bottle of Kentucky Burban last night and woke up this morning hung over as hell and a dampness in my lap. I was afraid to investigate further so I went to bathroom and had the most plesent puke.. no lie, i was like after 3 pukes.. are you done? nope.. 3 or 4 more and I was done. Still drunk, I went to the kitchen and pored a drink. That was hard. Then i smelled it.. Fuck me. So i took a drink and wanted to puke again. Kept it down and took 5 more swallows and had enougth. Pored it out then get my jacket and keys and went to my car. By the time I got there I was feeling better. I then smoked some pot and man I am so fucked up but in a good way. I then came back in still thinking I may have pissed in my pand and then investgated further.. just a spilled drink. Smelled of burban so I can relax. lol

 

Hope your St. Patty's day was as good as mine. :) Time to get owned.

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You're a true Idiot! LOL!!!

Hope everyone else had a fun St.  Paddy's.... I worked Frown!!!

 

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Laughed my fucken ass off....been there done that!

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I think we have all been there at one time or another. Nice job HXTR.

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hxtr - I was so drunk last night I thought I pissed my pants

I drank a bottle of Kentucky Burban last night .

 

 I then smoked some pot and man I am so fucked up but in a good way. I then came back in still thinking I may have pissed in my pants and then investgated further.. just a spilled drink. Smelled of burban so I can relax. lol

 

Hope your St. Patty's day was as good as mine. :) Time to get owned.

 Cheers!

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well i am up again.. lol i feel much better but im tired. I have switched to water and ate half a pizzia for breakfast, or dinner from last night before I went back to bed.

 

I have not had a drink for some 2 months now. I killed a 750ml bottle in 2 hours. No wonder i was drunk. I think i had a good time till i passed out. Pretty sure of it... hahahahaha

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It was actually me Hxtr i pulled your pants down when you were drunk and i pissed in themTongue outLaughing

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Enjoying live!! thats the way i like it!! nice bro!! Cool

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you son of a bitch hahahahahaha

 

good mate that explains alot but what else did you do with my pants down and me passed out?  Sealed

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You're a true Idiot! LOL!!!

Hope everyone else had a fun St.  Paddy's.... I worked Frown!!!

 

-Shadow

no doubt... i boarderline stupid sometimes. my new clan name sould be hxtr>XS< for xtreme stupidity

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If your butt is sore YOU KNOW WHAT I DID!Laughing

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hahahahaha

 

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Burp!

Was happy to hear that HXTR laugh again :)

 

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hahaha unexist.. that was funny...

 

well I went to work but I was a bit tired. Man Im not ever drinking again till next time.

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You Sonovabitch! haha  i like it!LaughingCool

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face it man....you pissed your pants for certain. NO sense denying it, no shame in the game. The last time i was that drunk i passed out buck naked on a cold ceramic tile floor, all nice and cozy like. That drunk could make your personal record books as the one to compare with  from here on out. Don't do it again............and if you do, please feel free to let us idiots know how it was. I especially like (and miss cuz of work) the smoke pot part of the tale. Cheers.

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Oooo Billyblade buck naked....i got a shiver down my spine then.....and then i went and threw up!Tongue outWinkLaughing

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face it man....you pissed your pants for certain. NO sense denying it, no shame in the game. The last time i was that drunk i passed out buck naked on a cold ceramic tile floor, all nice and cozy like. That drunk could make your personal record books as the one to compare with  from here on out. Don't do it again............and if you do, please feel free to let us idiots know how it was. I especially like (and miss cuz of work) the smoke pot part of the tale. Cheers.

If I did piss my paints I will broadcast that as well.. to me I thought it was funny for me thinking i did and being afraid to check.. that is what made me laugh .....  I tend to laugh at myself quite often. :)

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