xxSHOOTERxx Posted December 12, 2014 Member ID: 21406 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 33 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 115 Achievement Points: 552 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/05/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 27, 2020 Birthday: 01/07/1964 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' The paddy replied, 'These are Carols.' Mule, Noears711XI, eidolonFIRE and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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