greywolf2 Posted April 20, 2010 Member ID: 35 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 44 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4812 Content Per Day: 0.90 Reputation: 420 Achievement Points: 28063 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Home from the Air Force A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Shemya, Alaska. The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife, "Honey, I want you to know that I haven't wasted all this time alone. Instead, I've mastered the art of mind over matter. Just watch this!" And with that he dropped his trousers and shorts and stood before her in his altogether. "Now watch," he said. Next he said, "Dick, ten-HUT!" And with that, his dick sprang to full erection. Then he said, "Dick, at EASE!" And his dick deflated again. "Wow, that was amazing," said his wife. "Do you mind if I bring our next-door neighbor over to see this? It's really something else!" The guy responded that he didn't mind at all, since he was proud of what he had accomplished. So the wife goes next door and comes back with a delicious looking woman who got this guy's full attention! After a brief pause to take her in, he said, "Now watch this." Then he said "Dick, ten-HUT!" And the dick sprang to life. Then it was "Dick, at EASE!" But nothing happened. So the guy again said, "Dick, at EASE!" But still nothing happened. So the guy now says,"For the last time, you son-of-a-bitch, I said AT EASE!!" Still nothing. Well, the guy was embarassed and ran off to the bathroom. His wife made excuses for him and then joined her husband in the bathroom, where she found him masturbating. "What in the world are you doing?" she asked. The guy says, "I'm givin' this son-of-a-bitch a dishonorable discharge!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caper Posted April 20, 2010 Member ID: 102 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 10 Topic Count: 201 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1776 Content Per Day: 0.33 Reputation: 82 Achievement Points: 10986 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 20, 2014 Birthday: 05/06/1969 Share Posted April 20, 2010 stop your killing me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baldie Posted April 20, 2010 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3343 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2629 Achievement Points: 33790 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted April 20, 2010 oh god it starting to hurt lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Mad Cow Posted April 20, 2010 Member ID: 1073 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 10 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 280 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 1611 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 2, 2019 Birthday: 09/28/1975 Share Posted April 20, 2010 LOLOLOL and she just Had to interrupt the courtmartial! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Asylumn Posted April 20, 2010 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 251 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2835 Content Per Day: 0.54 Reputation: 1016 Achievement Points: 20374 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 12:27 PM Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Share Posted April 20, 2010 OMFG that is so hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
loaderXI Posted April 20, 2010 Member ID: 252 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 392 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 6420 Content Per Day: 1.20 Reputation: 6496 Achievement Points: 54362 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 30 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 03/22/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted April 20, 2010 LMAO dishonorable..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
GorillaXI Posted April 20, 2010 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Share Posted April 20, 2010 NICE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHADOOW Posted April 21, 2010 Member ID: 1126 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 61 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 679 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 4007 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/21/1970 Share Posted April 21, 2010 that was so flippen funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsw 8.5 Posted April 21, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 515 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17107 Content Per Day: 3.25 Reputation: 42103 Achievement Points: 148744 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 678 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted April 21, 2010 that was a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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