tsw 8.5 Posted May 22, 2015 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 537 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17547 Content Per Day: 3.12 Reputation: 42646 Achievement Points: 151960 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 691 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted May 22, 2015 QUICKIE IN THE BUSHES There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through ahundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind theshrubbery.The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?'He asks her 'Shall we?'She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. Thistime, I 'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on it.'AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??? eidolonFIRE, L!ckALotAPus, iboomboom and 4 others 7 Awards
Mule Posted May 22, 2015 Member ID: 390 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 411 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 4252 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 3052 Achievement Points: 35639 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2024 Birthday: 05/08/1959 Device: Windows Posted May 22, 2015 Oldie but a goodie! Awards
Sammy Posted May 22, 2015 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.92 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted May 22, 2015 Beforehand? Sex of course. At the end, that they were stupid. Who here thinks shitting is more enjoyable than sex? Awards
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