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AS I AGE, I REALIZE THAT:

 1. I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice.

 2. Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud.

 3. I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.

 4. My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs work.

 5. The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

 6. When I was a child I thought nap time was punishment. Now it's like a mini       vacation..

 7. The day the world runs out of wine is just too terrible to think about.

 8. Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.

 9. Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller.

 10. At my age "Getting Lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.



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So true so very true :lol:



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i'm not there with some of them yet



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AS I AGE, I REALIZE THAT:

 

 1. I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice.

 

 2. Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud.

 

 3. I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.

 

 4. My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs work.

 

 5. The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

 

 6. When I was a child I thought nap time was punishment. Now it's like a mini       vacation..

 

 7. The day the world runs out of wine is just too terrible to think about.

 

 8. Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.

 

 9. Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller.

 

 10. At my age "Getting Lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

 

 

#11 Never Trust A Fart To Be "Just A Fart"



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Too true



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Posted

So so true ....

 

what was that again ..?


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