Jump to content
Come try out the Arcade, Link at the top of the website ×

Recommended Posts


  • Member ID:  1238
  • Group:  ***- Inactive Clan Members
  • Followers:  35
  • Topic Count:  1207
  • Topics Per Day:  0.22
  • Content Count:  6083
  • Content Per Day:  1.10
  • Reputation:   4985
  • Achievement Points:  50728
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  11
  • Joined:  03/12/10
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  

Posted

One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that
it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for
one of those Barbies in the display window?"

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have:
 Work Out Barbie for $19.95
 Shopping Barbie for $19.95
 Beach Barbie for $19.95
 Disco Barbie for $19.95
 Astronaut Barbie for $19.95
 Skater Barbie for $19.95 and
 Divorced Barbie for $265.95

The amazed father asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the
others only $19.95?"
 
 The salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers, "'Sir..., the
Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Truck, Ken's House, Ken's Fishing Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's
Dog, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made from Ken's testicles.
 



  • Member ID:  2068
  • Group:  +++ COD5 Head Admin
  • Followers:  71
  • Topic Count:  1130
  • Topics Per Day:  0.21
  • Content Count:  8588
  • Content Per Day:  1.63
  • Reputation:   7564
  • Achievement Points:  76638
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  67
  • Joined:  12/25/10
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  05/23/1973
  • Device:  Android


  • Member ID:  1850
  • Group:  ***- Inactive Clan Members
  • Followers:  98
  • Topic Count:  328
  • Topics Per Day:  0.06
  • Content Count:  8620
  • Content Per Day:  1.61
  • Reputation:   4222
  • Achievement Points:  55994
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  5
  • Joined:  09/29/10
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  06/19/1948


  • Member ID:  220
  • Group:  **- Inactive Registered Users
  • Followers:  147
  • Topic Count:  595
  • Topics Per Day:  0.10
  • Content Count:  16950
  • Content Per Day:  2.95
  • Reputation:   13538
  • Achievement Points:  129714
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  120
  • Joined:  09/04/09
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  04/05/1970

Posted

hahaha too funny. 



  • Member ID:  989
  • Group:  *** Clan Members
  • Followers:  25
  • Topic Count:  290
  • Topics Per Day:  0.05
  • Content Count:  20614
  • Content Per Day:  3.67
  • Reputation:   22615
  • Achievement Points:  148721
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  399
  • Joined:  01/07/10
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  01/27/1946
  • Device:  Windows


  • Member ID:  45
  • Group:  *** Clan Members
  • Followers:  69
  • Topic Count:  982
  • Topics Per Day:  0.17
  • Content Count:  9442
  • Content Per Day:  1.64
  • Reputation:   3740
  • Achievement Points:  68200
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  2
  • Joined:  09/01/09
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  02/25/1951
  • Device:  Windows


  • Member ID:  390
  • Group:  ***- Inactive Clan Members
  • Followers:  32
  • Topic Count:  411
  • Topics Per Day:  0.07
  • Content Count:  4252
  • Content Per Day:  0.74
  • Reputation:   3052
  • Achievement Points:  35639
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  7
  • Joined:  09/14/09
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  05/08/1959
  • Device:  Windows

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.