JohnnyDos Posted July 21, 2016 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted July 21, 2016 Let's Offend Everybody! Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem? A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat. Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A. To a different bar. Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby? A. SUM TING WONG. Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A. A speech impediment. Q. Why do Drivers Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Q. What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe. Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year- old lady to say the 'F' word? A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!' Q. What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale? A. A northern fairytale begins, ....'Once upon a time...' A southern fairytale begins,... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit…' Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States. *** Oh, be quiet....just pass it on !!!!! HellTiger , TheLastColdBeer, hxtr and 8 others 11
TheLastColdBeer Posted July 21, 2016 Member ID: 489 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 553 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4745 Content Per Day: 0.83 Reputation: 6058 Achievement Points: 42053 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 18 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 23, 2024 Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Android Posted July 21, 2016 Ohhhh Johnny...... JohnnyDos, Spartacus, BigPapaDean and 1 other 4 Awards
hxtr Posted July 21, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.94 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted July 21, 2016 The Irish one is so funny... I different bat. hahaha Spartacus 1
TBB Posted July 21, 2016 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21062 Content Per Day: 3.73 Reputation: 22816 Achievement Points: 151255 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 407 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 39 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted July 21, 2016 FANTASTIC!!!!!! JohnnyDos 1 Awards
HellTiger Posted July 22, 2016 Member ID: 23572 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 336 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 1328 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1646 Achievement Points: 12762 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 11/19/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2018 Birthday: 07/03/1990 Posted July 22, 2016 FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU JOHNNY!!!! Awards
Magnus_1 Posted July 22, 2016 Member ID: 1410 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 45 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 525 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 477 Achievement Points: 3645 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 05/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 05:47 PM Birthday: 05/08/1953 Device: Windows Posted July 22, 2016 LOL !!! Awards
Spartacus Posted July 23, 2016 Member ID: 1387 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 2486 Achievement Points: 19555 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 03:14 PM Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Posted July 23, 2016 Nice, can we insult more please pretty please! Taking insults with Laughter used to be considered a Strength... Someone ask me for an R-Rated one, and I will post it... BigPapaDean 1 Awards
BigPapaDean Posted July 23, 2016 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1213 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6561 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 4441 Achievement Points: 63724 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted July 23, 2016 Nice, can we insult more please pretty please! Taking insults with Laughter used to be considered a Strength... Someone ask me for an R-Rated one, and I will post it... Okay now I want you to insult me! Awards
HellTiger Posted July 23, 2016 Member ID: 23572 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 336 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 1328 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1646 Achievement Points: 12762 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 11/19/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2018 Birthday: 07/03/1990 Posted July 23, 2016 You forgot canada Q. What is the Canadian lifestyle? A. MAPLE LOVING MOOSE FUCKING HIPPIES TBB 1 Awards
JohnnyDos Posted July 23, 2016 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Author Posted July 23, 2016 No moose where I live,Tigris.
Spartacus Posted July 23, 2016 Member ID: 1387 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 2486 Achievement Points: 19555 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 03:14 PM Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Posted July 23, 2016 Okay now I want you to insult me! Q. How do you get a Polish Girl Pregnant? A. Cum in Her Shoe and let the Flies do the rest. Awards
HellTiger Posted July 23, 2016 Member ID: 23572 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 336 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 1328 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1646 Achievement Points: 12762 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 11/19/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2018 Birthday: 07/03/1990 Posted July 23, 2016 No moose where I live,Tigris. Where does Joe keep finding his moose then? Awards
JohnnyDos Posted July 23, 2016 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Author Posted July 23, 2016 I think they just walk around the streets in BC,just like the sacred cows in India.
LtLaszlo Posted July 23, 2016 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 190 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9241 Content Per Day: 1.60 Reputation: 24525 Achievement Points: 95575 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 323 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 03:31 AM Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Posted July 23, 2016 LOL, Johnny! Hey, if Trump is president, can we start telling those jokes again at work?!! Awards
JohnnyDos Posted July 23, 2016 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Author Posted July 23, 2016 LOL, Johnny! Hey, if Trump is president, can we start telling those jokes again at work?!! I see why not,Laszlo,you see I am Italian and they don't bug or offend me,like us Canadians we say "eh" when asked a question instead of say what or what did you say,or sometimes we say "you know what I mean eh".
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