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ShadowHawkJr  just read this one to me... had to share

 

Why are women and tornado's  alike???

 

They both moan like hell when they come.................

 

And take the house when the leave!

 

 

I think I need to smack him now for that one!

 

-Shadow

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How old is he? Tongue out

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lol so true the boy is learning well Cool. Dont smack him Praise him and hopefully he will never be taken for a ride by some loose woman lol

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haha

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hahahahhahaha...i like that one

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Very nice.

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this is not a joke....this is real life LMAOTongue out

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HA HA

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Looks like you raised him right!!!! Laughing

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He's turning 15 in October.  But mentally at times I think he's 20 something!

 

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Good one, and so true. LOL

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Woman a are like paper towel...They clean ,suck get soaked ,leak...than you are done with them...hahahaha

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Ewww!  That's just nasty!

 

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lol that boy is smarter then ur average bear...he is learning well :)

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LOL Shadowlady, that is a good one.

 

For you computer programmers out there.....how is a woman like a COBOL program???   One missed period causes all kinds of problems!

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OMG PigDog...that one is a classic!

 

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I think my woman must me broken...  or I have not found the unmute botton yet.

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