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A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads, "Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00."  Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.  "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am."  The man replies, "Well, go and wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"  :lol:



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are you spying on me? quit telling my life stories ;)



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Smart man....  you cant beat a $1.50 on a cheese sandwiches. 



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lol

 

 i thought if was going to be this joke

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how about a guy walks into a bar, ouuuuuch!

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