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An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day. 

After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar."

Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer."

Another 20 minutes passes, and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips. The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go fuck yourself, these are my chips."



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haha nice



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I dont know about this joke..but maybe because Im from Australia...You guys might look at things different..But no way I will address my grandson with words like that even if it was a joke..sound more like pedophilias talk...sorry I maybe totally wrong but never in my entire life I heard those words saying to a kid...Fuck.cunt..hassoo yes..but not asking if his dick can touch me....

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4 hours ago, ausimatador said:

I dont know about this joke..but maybe because Im from Australia...You guys might look at things different..But no way I will address my grandson with words like that even if it was a joke..sound more like pedophilias talk...sorry I maybe totally wrong but never in my entire life I heard those words saying to a kid...Fuck.cunt..hassoo yes..but not asking if his dick can touch me....

Grandpa wasnt asking to touch his grandson, he was implying he wasnt grown enough to have cigar or a beer.... ;) Still had a small one....



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22 hours ago, deerejon said:

Grandpa wasnt asking to touch his grandson, he was implying he wasnt grown enough to have cigar or a beer.... ;) Still had a small one....

thank ...you alright

 

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