Dogg Posted December 8, 2018 Member ID: 3781 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 132 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 204 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 622 Achievement Points: 2970 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 20 Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted December 8, 2018 One day a woman carrying triplets went into labor. Her husband was out fishing and had the car for the day so the woman had to walk to the hospital just a few blocks away. She decided to take a shortcut through an alley. While she was walking through, she was shot in the stomach. The woman however, survived the ordeal with her three children unscathed. 16 years later, one of the children, who is a girl, went to the mother and said, “Mom, Mom, guess what? I peed a bullet.” So the mother told her daughter the story of how she was shot. The next day, another one of the triplets, who is also a girl, goes to her mother and tells her, “Mom, Mom, I just peed a bullet.” So again, the mother tells her other daughter the story of how she was shot. The next day the third triplet, who is a boy, comes to the mother. The mother said, “Let me guess, you peed a bullet.” “No,” the son said, “I was jacking off and I shot the dog!” JohnnyDos, hxtr, J3st3r and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
J3st3r Posted December 8, 2018 Member ID: 2162 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 153 Topic Count: 152 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5088 Content Per Day: 1.05 Reputation: 5010 Achievement Points: 44663 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 01/25/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 02/26/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted December 8, 2018 LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted December 8, 2018 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted December 8, 2018 Dog move.. Incoming!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hxtr Posted December 8, 2018 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted December 8, 2018 or is that incumming. JohnnyDos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogg Posted December 8, 2018 Member ID: 3781 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 132 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 204 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 622 Achievement Points: 2970 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 20 Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted December 8, 2018 (edited) ROTFLMAO Love it, hxtr Edited December 8, 2018 by Dogg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
HudsoN Posted December 8, 2018 Member ID: 27327 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 5 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 365 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 214 Achievement Points: 2303 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/22/18 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 18 Birthday: 08/04/1971 Device: Windows Share Posted December 8, 2018 lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Slackernet Posted December 8, 2018 Member ID: 23498 Group: ++ Minecraft Admin Followers: 12 Topic Count: 106 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 700 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 229 Achievement Points: 5750 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/12/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Device: Linux Share Posted December 8, 2018 yo dogg next time you see a dude pulling his unit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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