Sikon Posted April 21, 2020 Member ID: 27340 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 8 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 732 Content Per Day: 0.28 Reputation: 625 Achievement Points: 5583 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 11/03/18 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 8, 2025 Birthday: 07/11/1980 Device: iPhone Posted April 21, 2020 The California D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on California Hwys recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars. The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviorist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike" major-mark63, ReaPeR, GHO5T and 5 others 8 Awards
Labob Posted April 21, 2020 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8394 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 6143 Achievement Points: 54511 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 23 Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Android Posted April 21, 2020 I like it lol Awards
TBB Posted April 21, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 307 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 23665 Content Per Day: 4.03 Reputation: 24846 Achievement Points: 166774 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 492 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted April 21, 2020 GOOD one - thanks Awards
Timmah! Posted April 22, 2020 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 513 Topics Per Day: 0.17 Content Count: 6250 Content Per Day: 2.07 Reputation: 10741 Achievement Points: 53431 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 123 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Posted April 22, 2020 The title momentarily upset me, until I saw that it was in "jokes" forum. BTW, those aren't crows in the picture. Too small. Sikon 1 Awards
RobMc Posted April 22, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 420 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 6252 Content Per Day: 1.87 Reputation: 9954 Achievement Points: 67818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 166 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 08:45 AM Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted April 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Timmah! said: BTW, those aren't crows in the picture. Too small. Nerd Sikon and Timmah! 2
Timmah! Posted April 22, 2020 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 513 Topics Per Day: 0.17 Content Count: 6250 Content Per Day: 2.07 Reputation: 10741 Achievement Points: 53431 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 123 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Posted April 22, 2020 6 hours ago, RobMc said: Nerd Here's one: Maybe instead of Covid19 virus... it was Corvid19... blahahahha..haha..ha....ha. RobMc 1 Awards
Timmah! Posted April 22, 2020 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 513 Topics Per Day: 0.17 Content Count: 6250 Content Per Day: 2.07 Reputation: 10741 Achievement Points: 53431 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 123 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Posted April 22, 2020 See what I did there? RobMc 1 Awards
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