Sikon Posted April 21, 2020 Member ID: 27340 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 8 Topic Count: 84 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 748 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 631 Achievement Points: 5693 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 11/03/18 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 09:41 PM Birthday: 07/11/1980 Device: Posted April 21, 2020 The California D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on California Hwys recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars. The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviorist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike" coolmd, ReaPeR, TBB and 5 others 8 Awards
Labob Posted April 21, 2020 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 8401 Content Per Day: 1.35 Reputation: 6143 Achievement Points: 54546 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 22 hours ago Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Windows Posted April 21, 2020 I like it lol Awards
TBB Posted April 21, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 324 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 24826 Content Per Day: 4.06 Reputation: 26091 Achievement Points: 174110 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 569 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 58 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted April 21, 2020 GOOD one - thanks Awards
Timmah! Posted April 22, 2020 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 517 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 6275 Content Per Day: 1.93 Reputation: 10796 Achievement Points: 53664 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 123 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Posted April 22, 2020 The title momentarily upset me, until I saw that it was in "jokes" forum. BTW, those aren't crows in the picture. Too small. Sikon 1 Awards
RobMc Posted April 22, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 32 Topic Count: 433 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 6452 Content Per Day: 1.80 Reputation: 10220 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 174 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted April 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Timmah! said: BTW, those aren't crows in the picture. Too small. Nerd Sikon and Timmah! 2
Timmah! Posted April 22, 2020 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 517 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 6275 Content Per Day: 1.93 Reputation: 10796 Achievement Points: 53664 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 123 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Posted April 22, 2020 6 hours ago, RobMc said: Nerd Here's one: Maybe instead of Covid19 virus... it was Corvid19... blahahahha..haha..ha....ha. RobMc 1 Awards
Timmah! Posted April 22, 2020 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 517 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 6275 Content Per Day: 1.93 Reputation: 10796 Achievement Points: 53664 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 123 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Posted April 22, 2020 See what I did there? RobMc 1 Awards
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