Sikon Posted April 21, 2020 Member ID: 27340 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 8 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 731 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 624 Achievement Points: 5575 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 11/03/18 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 06:21 PM Birthday: 07/11/1980 Device: iPhone Posted April 21, 2020 The California D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on California Hwys recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars. The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviorist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike" RobMc, baldie, coolmd and 5 others 8 Awards
Labob Posted April 21, 2020 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8389 Content Per Day: 1.46 Reputation: 6126 Achievement Points: 54468 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 22 Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Windows Posted April 21, 2020 I like it lol Awards
TBB Posted April 21, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20511 Content Per Day: 3.66 Reputation: 22523 Achievement Points: 148079 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 395 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted April 21, 2020 GOOD one - thanks Awards
Timmah! Posted April 22, 2020 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 38 Topic Count: 502 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 6191 Content Per Day: 2.25 Reputation: 10626 Achievement Points: 52889 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 121 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Posted April 22, 2020 The title momentarily upset me, until I saw that it was in "jokes" forum. BTW, those aren't crows in the picture. Too small. Sikon 1 Awards
RobMc Posted April 22, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.90 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted April 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Timmah! said: BTW, those aren't crows in the picture. Too small. Nerd Timmah! and Sikon 2
Timmah! Posted April 22, 2020 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 38 Topic Count: 502 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 6191 Content Per Day: 2.25 Reputation: 10626 Achievement Points: 52889 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 121 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Posted April 22, 2020 6 hours ago, RobMc said: Nerd Here's one: Maybe instead of Covid19 virus... it was Corvid19... blahahahha..haha..ha....ha. RobMc 1 Awards
Timmah! Posted April 22, 2020 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 38 Topic Count: 502 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 6191 Content Per Day: 2.25 Reputation: 10626 Achievement Points: 52889 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 121 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Posted April 22, 2020 See what I did there? RobMc 1 Awards
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