Sikon Posted April 21, 2020 Member ID: 27340 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 8 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 732 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 625 Achievement Points: 5582 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 11/03/18 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28 Birthday: 07/11/1980 Device: iPhone Posted April 21, 2020 The California D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on California Hwys recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars. The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviorist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike" baldie, major-mark63, ReaPeR and 5 others 8 Awards
Labob Posted April 21, 2020 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8391 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 6137 Achievement Points: 54490 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 29 Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Android Posted April 21, 2020 I like it lol Awards
TBB Posted April 21, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 298 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 22792 Content Per Day: 3.94 Reputation: 24158 Achievement Points: 161569 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 461 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 42 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted April 21, 2020 GOOD one - thanks Awards
Timmah! Posted April 22, 2020 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 510 Topics Per Day: 0.17 Content Count: 6231 Content Per Day: 2.13 Reputation: 10701 Achievement Points: 53257 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 123 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Posted April 22, 2020 The title momentarily upset me, until I saw that it was in "jokes" forum. BTW, those aren't crows in the picture. Too small. Sikon 1 Awards
RobMc Posted April 22, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 357 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 6049 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9669 Achievement Points: 65935 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 155 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted April 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Timmah! said: BTW, those aren't crows in the picture. Too small. Nerd Timmah! and Sikon 2
Timmah! Posted April 22, 2020 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 510 Topics Per Day: 0.17 Content Count: 6231 Content Per Day: 2.13 Reputation: 10701 Achievement Points: 53257 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 123 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Posted April 22, 2020 6 hours ago, RobMc said: Nerd Here's one: Maybe instead of Covid19 virus... it was Corvid19... blahahahha..haha..ha....ha. RobMc 1 Awards
Timmah! Posted April 22, 2020 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 510 Topics Per Day: 0.17 Content Count: 6231 Content Per Day: 2.13 Reputation: 10701 Achievement Points: 53257 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 123 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Posted April 22, 2020 See what I did there? RobMc 1 Awards
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