THIS IS WHY WE LOVE OLDER PEOPLE

[Dogg]

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.

While he was scratching his head, he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, “Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?”

The farmer said, “Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there, but I can’t carry this lot.”

The old lady suggested, “Why don’t you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?”

“Why thank you very much,” he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.

On the way he says “Let’s take my short cut and go down this alley. We’ll be there in no time.”

The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, “I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won’t hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?”

The farmer said, “Holy smokes lady! I’m carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?”

The old lady replied, “Set the goose down, cover her with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I’ll hold the chickens.”

[TBB]

GOOD one - lmao

[miacharlotte]

Whether you're 35 or 75, it's never too late to fall madly (or gently and even sacredly) in love. Just ask actress Ellen Burstyn 
and a host of other women who found themselves in the heat of romance when they leas expected it. My mother met the

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[RobMc]

Hmmmm ? don't go pressing the button idiots, Uncle Rob is on safeguarding duties

[VHS2]

7 hours ago, RobMc said:

Hmmmm ? don't go pressing the button idiots, Uncle Rob is on safeguarding duties

Too late for me! Should have stopped at the (lu*)brick (wall) being too old for the click world 

* French/English joke for bilingual

[TBB]

12 hours ago, RobMc said:

Hmmmm ? don't go pressing the button idiots, Uncle Rob is on safeguarding duties

I pressed a button once on one of @Timmah!'s pictures - had to by a new supply of eye bleach!!!

[RobMc]

1 minute ago, TBB said:

I pressed a button once on one of @Timmah!'s pictures - had to by a new supply of eye bleach!!!

Is that a confession ' I pressed Timmahs button '

T shirts on sale in the XI shop soon

[TBB]

1 minute ago, RobMc said:

Is that a confession ' I pressed Timmahs button '

T shirts on sale in the XI shop soon

Yes - and I had to wait in line behind ....................     

[Timmah!]

11 minutes ago, TBB said:

Yes - and I had to wait in line behind ....................     

Only my family doctor may have 'pressed my button' once during an - ahem - exam... had to check he was using one of his hands & not have both on my shoulders!  =P