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Can prove that when life deals a shit hand,this was made by someone i know , he lost everything at one point was living in a tent on the Beach......dunno exactly what or ??? it was commissioned for...... no dont know if it will fire lol, this is the UK......!

Watch out . Hallowe’en is coming. Couple was invited to a swanky costume party. Unfortunately, the wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going. so he took his costume and away he went.. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early enough, decided to go to the party. Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a little touch here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and, being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe who had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished ... Naturally, since he was her husband. Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed. So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away, and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behaviour. She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had... He said: "Oh, the same old thing. you know I never have a good time when you're not there." - "Did you dance much?" - "You know, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Browning, and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to..."

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Hi All, Well a great vacation was followed by a PC that is doing strange and wonderful things.......... Over the last week I have tried everything to get it back on track without success .... nothing left but to format and do a fresh install. Wish me luck? will be back soonest....................

My girl friend writes all my posts - while your moose doll writes yours - face it Joe - you are/will always be a moose person no matter how much you protest - quit while you are only slightly behind - your moose that is

only imported beers none of that domestic stuff

We would all love to see the battlefield servers full again but that will not happen till there is constant support for the servers and there lies the problem, if you can guaranty 6 people every day to start the server up at least 2 times a day from different time zones then it just does not get started. I myself am guilty of not playing for a while but that's only because I seemed to be the only one wanting to do the job that needed doing and i cant do that on my own, sitting on a server waiting for 5 more people for hrs at a time is no fun for anyone. I would love to see them up and running again but i don't think it will happen in my opinion without the support I'm afraid.

Guilty, when I load battlefield I check the XI servers...they are always empty so I go play somewhere else...really would like to find another new game... johnny

You actually want people who do not like BF1 to go into the server and play the game just because it is an XI server?

Thank You!

Thanks Merlin !!