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Before we got this game I had honestly never gambled in a casino, I have learnt :- 1/. That apparently I can't count 2/. I can't gamble 3/. In real life these nice people who own casinos take a terrible risk with their own money, I don't know how they sleep thinking we might bankrupt them any time, to make it worse my friends tell me they give away free food and drink too, they have to be Philanthropists? 4/. That no matter how many times you draw 20, the dealer ALWAYS draws 21 5/. You make lots of buddies, also losers, down on their luck but soon they'll be millionaires. 6/. James Bond and Maverick were liars 7/. Even little piggies can go bankrupt 8/. It is not fixed, I am just unlucky 9/. When down it's hard to get up 10/. Soon I too will be a millionaire, guaranteed Thank you XI

Rumour is that @TBB blew his up?

@LOCO is a Beta tester. And You can be to. Sign up is free, just Scroll to the bottom of this page https://www.pornhub.com/devices/wankband

I agree with EVERY ONE of these points ! Espacially the # 4 that I could've noticed last night... and lost 100000 points to. lol Way too many ! And as far as points growing in the XI money tree, don't forget the oinks too !

If you look up on the top left it tells you what you have. Also I'm pretty sure the dealer is in cahoots with Rugger and stealing all of my points. So FU @Ruggerxi and 5 million to that terrible cheating asshole of a dealer. Okay rant over.

Hmm lets count 10 fingers 10 toes ah maybe the dealers got a penis and you don't ?

11/ Is Blackjack French?! What a fucked-up people we are to invent that kind of torture... I actually used such a grid for a few days on this Blackjack module, I'd say that it doesn't help for shit haha, I got much worse results when following the grid than when going with my own feelings. Then again it's all about probalities.

This is a terrible thing...

Oink! off ya Oinkin dealer

Oink oink nearly at 500K oink ????

Welp, looks like Crack finally cracked guys...???

aaaaaa oink

Oink Oink quit your squealing! or off to butcher for u lol. got pay the dealer his money

I have learned that there are chapters in the Blackjack Book for Dummies that I only the dealer is privy to, apparently.

But are you having any fun ? lol

Have a good oinking of a day. ?

Well that didn't last long.

The only thing that got blown up was @RobMc blow up doll!!!

Dealer just hit a 21 with 7 CARDS - I had to immortalize this beautiful moment. I mean, fuck.

@RobMc 11/. That's difficult for English speaking people to win at a game invented by French people However, you can use strategies allowing you to know when dealing or not (lol!) > https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackjack. Then u lose but less often ? We have another name for blackjack which is Mistigtri (club's jack). The mistigri is a bad card that makes you lose if it stays in your hand at the end of the game . So play the mistigri is messing with bad luck. Just saying... Player hand Dealer's face-up card 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 A Hard totals (excluding pairs) 18–21 S S S S S S S S S S 17 S S S S S S S S S Us 16 S S S S S H H Uh Uh Uh 15 S S S S S H H H Uh Uh 13–14 S S S S S H H H H H 12 H H S S S H H H H H 11 Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh 10 Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh H H 9 H Dh Dh Dh Dh H H H H H 5–8 H H H H H H H H H H Soft totals 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 A A,9 S S S S S S S S S S A,8 S S S S Ds S S S S S A,7 Ds Ds Ds Ds Ds S S H H H A,6 H Dh Dh Dh Dh H H H H H A,4–A,5 H H Dh Dh Dh H H H H H A,2–A,3 H H H Dh Dh H H H H H Pairs 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 A A,A SP SP SP SP SP SP SP SP SP SP 10,10 S S S S S S S S S S 9,9 SP SP SP SP SP S SP SP S S 8,8 SP SP SP SP SP SP SP SP SP Usp 7,7 SP SP SP SP SP SP H H H H 6,6 SP SP SP SP SP H H H H H 5,5 Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh H H 4,4 H H H SP SP H H H H H 2,2–3,3 SP SP SP SP SP SP H H H H Key: S = Stand H = Hit Dh = Double (if not allowed, then hit) Ds = Double (if not allowed, then stand) SP = Split Uh = Surrender (if not allowed, then hit) Us = Surrender (if not allowed, then stand) Usp = Surrender (if not allowed, then split)

The other way to find out is order an egg and a chicken from Amazon.

Oinks! anyone need a pig?

Oink!

Another oinking day of reinstalling windows... FU to @BUDMAN @RobMc and a big FU to the dealer !

Oink to you!

Oink Oink

Oinks!

Wtf. Fn rigged... Just wiped out 200k. Fn bs odds .

Just finished battling the dealer. What a cheatin prick. Came out ahead but man... Doubles for 21 and he draws a BJ. Had to have been @RobMc... Lol fu

See ya back here in 5 LMAO

Hmmm... Bacon... Oink

YES thank you for reviving the hopes! I'll go turn the 1000 points from this post into gold nuggets now! OINK!

Yes he does. He's having to fight rugger for them lol.

Of course lovely Dot

I can count and dealer has too many aces. Good thing it's only points which grow in the XI money tree. Lol

Oink

That don't sound good haha. Keep oinking...

Gimme da seed money.

Oy... Training at work today... There goes my day. Oinkzzzzzzzzzz?

Oinkedy oink oink oinks! Just cause

Oink oink just for the sake of oinking ??

Oinks!