Dedicated to @monkie who I know is a great fan, now before I start I know nothing about football and had to look these people up, but you'll get the idea, can be altered to any sport in your country.
It's 2006, and Stuart Pearce the manager of Manchester City is talking to his new signing Joe Hart from Shrewsbury Town a lowly non league club.
'Well Joe are you settling in?, is the new house ok?, sorry it doesn't have a pool but we'll keep looking', said Stuart Pearce
'OK ???, it's fabulous, I shared a room with another player at Shrewsbury ', replied Joe
' Aye well you're with Man City now Joe, different world, is your car ok? thought you'd like the Ferrari', said Stuart
'OK ???, it's fabulous, I used to get the bus at Shrewsbury ' said Joe
' Aye well you're with a top Class club now Joe ' said Stuart 'Nothing spared, now your first game here's what I want you to do, get up those wings and get the crosses into their box, and we'll pull you off at half time '
'Fck me, we only got an orange at Shrewsbury', said Joe