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so after moving and doing a shit ton of work on the house and yard.. i have my office about done .for now ill keep adding stuff but not to bad so far

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. El_Terrible (61)gemax-cool (80)UNPROFOR (51)Willy1948 (77)Mad Doc (79)

no worry Rob i even messed up with erection fluid spelling lol correction i guess were shown our age

This is Milly. A one year old Goberian. It is now over 8 month since our Molly passed away we thought it is now time as a house without a dog is just a house.,

I live in the middle of a cornfield.. very small town

Happy Birthday everyone.

Happy Birthday!

This is Starlink

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Syckle (60)major-mark63 (62)SgT.Chris (32)

Have a GREAT birthday!!!!

A newlywed goes on his honeymoon and wants to give his new bride a honeymoon to remember, he takes with him some liquid Viagra to ensure he doesn't fail in consummating the marriage. After a steamy session the first night he switches out the light and reaches for the Viagra, but by mistake grabs a bottle of Tippex and drinks it, he awakens the next morning to the largest correction he's ever had.

we dont have tipp=ex here in Quebec so i didnt get the joke aT first krunchy made the picture to it so i laughed

Hey @RobMc. Yeah all good here and glad to see you haven't lost your....well....erm....humour Hope you are well and everything is singing and dancing!!

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.' Passenger: 'Who?' Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman.. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.' Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.' Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy. Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special. Cabbie: 'There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, could do everything right.' Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.' Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.' Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?' Cabbie: 'Well, I never actually met Frank, he died and I married his frickin wife.' I thought my new girlfriend might be "the one" but after looking thru her knicker drawer and finding a nurses outfit ,a French maids outfit and a policewomans uniform I've dumped her. She obviously can't hold down a f@@king job ! I asked 100 women at the Leisure Centre what shampoo they used whilst showering? 95% replied " what the f@@k are you doing in here? !"

the beer fridge LoL pretty much same here but Gov trying to eliminate me.

Selling my dogging gear on Ebay, no bids but hundreds watching The old ones still get a laugh

Love you Rob.

NICE!! Good luck with the new family members!!

Oh my lovely, were it not for that man in the green dress I would never have left you, I hope Bio appreciates that?

Stop leaving us rob

Did someone say 'Dogging????'

And this one, Skye, also a Goberian will join us in 5 weeks time as she is only 7 weeks old. She is at Puppy school and doesn't look very impressed.