RobMc

Still waiting for you tight fckrs to pay the tax ?? we'll be back

Yo

I'd heard you do a great drag act?

Rob, the ultimate Lounge Lizard

Danny is a Walter Trout trained protege, he is a fantastic blues guitarist, but his band never made it, seen him live 3 times in small clubs, well worth a listen. He does his own stuff but on the album shown he does dare I say better versions than some originals.

That's amazing Kapt, I honestly watched this very clip 3 hours ago spooky?

True, very true but

You been on that red wine early girl?? You're getting me worried

Do you get the impression she's a teaser? I hesitate to ask what you of all people consider 'a good gift' ??? Hint - I like rum

You want to try ours mate?

Can I recycle through my kidneys first? where you been? my Bio free week flirting is nearly over?? Have you another??

From experience I know just how generous idiots can be (FU @BUDMAN), it is approaching the season for begging giving, we all love a good cause don't we?? I propose that this years donations should be in points to me, never mind little Nbingo who has to walk 15 miles for water, Ahmed with the missing leg, kittens, donkeys or any of the usual crap. There is a far greater and nobler cause and that is Rob, now apparently spurned by Essssieeee, Dot no longer laughing at his jokes and the burden of points deficit, it will be a sad Christmas for Rob Open your wallets or purses heart and donate generously to a good cause, I can't go cap in hand yet again to Rugger to sponsor my addiction (can I?), I must learn to control my urges to hang, draw and quarter the dealer, after all, he's only doing his job, cunt. So with forgiveness in mind and a little prayer, Rob will bathe in your love and affection as always. Seasons Greetings Rob

An elephant, an ostrich and a crocodile stop a bloke in the street. The crocodile pulls out a police badge and says, "We have reason to believe you are carrying substances of an hallucinogenic nature, Sir

You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to hospital. Now that's stressful. At the hospital they say she is pregnant and congratulate you on becoming a father. You say that you are not the father, but the girl insists that you are. This is becoming very stressful. So then.... you request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father. After the tests are completed, the doctor says that you are definitely not the father, because you are infertile, and probably have been since birth. You are extremely stressed but relieved. On your way back home, you think about your 3 kids at home. NOW THAT'S REAL STRESS!!!