RobMc

We all did different things at night in our teens, didn't we Queenie (and apparently now Essie)?

Is she a clan groupie??? I thought I was the only one? Please don't tell me there's hundreds??

A man can dream of unfettered power can't he ????????????????

Mike my boy, Rob senses a kindred spirit in you, obviously intelligent and dedicated to educating the masses, excuse Jointz he's dreaming about knocking up something for Queenie, or is it knocking up Queenie I get confused with the lad. My mental health is 100% I'm an ardent supporter of free speech, lounge lizard extraordinaire, campaigner for better toilets in parks, dogging consultant and seller of custom trenchcoats. I offer you a 40% discount on the latest model, ready stained, bottomless pockets and a choice of perversions styles. I remember upgrading my Atari ST from 500mb to 1000mb, we have much in common with computers don't we? You will make a great idiot if you don't scare them off with technicalities, a little hint here, try sex, drugs and birthdays for your next post. Your new best buddy Rob

Thank you Mike, I'm impressed with your knowledge and you may be able to help Rob :- 1/. How do I turn it off?? to turn it off I used to press start?? now it asks me to press power, I want no power, then if I want to restart (no I don't), sleep (I can't cos the fucking thing won't turn off), lock (I'm still in Queenies bed and there's no key?) or shut down, -I'm scared to press this in case I make people redundant in Microsoft. 2/. Why is it called windows when you can't see through the screen? is it like bathroom windows?, to protect against porn?, if so it fails miserably here 3/. Could you give Queenie more tips and info about 'clean, safe and up and running' I'm a worried man 4/. 'Or cause they need some fixes' you hit the nail on the head there for some idiots. 5/. 'You may play the game as it is' oh dear boy you're not yet in the spirit, try these in game tricks 'Hacker', 'Go to spec' or similar encouraging phrases. 6/. Is a vpn as good as penicillin for viruses?, asking for a friend Rob

I knew it once you got friendly @jointz has given you a 'virus'??

I think Essssieeee is blonde

That kid with the beard sure is ugly?

She'll talk and comment later, she's a little tied up at the moment.

If the parrot swears, which most do, keep him away from puppies until they've grown I'm also shocked you've had him 40 years Maz, did you get him when you were two? Signed Rob, Lounge Lizard Supreme

I'm afraid this has political overtones but is so true and funny I don't apologise

Bet you couldn't get your legs like that now?

Is that @TBB???

Unfortunately I do

Oh I've been posting but I'm fighting a losing battle, the idiots have lost their ooomph? He now wants to ban vpn's so he can trace you and jail you for disagreeing with him, even East Germany wasn't as bad in the cold war, we have citizens leaving for North Korea? We have also reached the sorry stage where only Mike, Pete and Queenie comment on things, buck up the rest of you or it's only birthdays.