RobMc

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked one of her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go for a pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Simon, how would you say it?" Simon said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'" The teacher fainted..

Southern softie

@major-mark63 This is a joke for the Brits, the Samaritans are an organisation manned by volunteers you can ring for help if feeling suicidal. Originally of course using telephone lines not mobiles, to encourage people not to hang up they used to say 'stay on the line'. The rest should be obvious in a railway station.

How is a ZX10R a KAWASAKI, the same as a BMW for Chrissakes?? completely different machines, and I've owned a ZX10R

If you regularly ride over that grass in the wet with those tyres I'd invest in stabilisers like on kiddies bikes

I was stood at the train station contemplating suicide. I had a change of heart and decided to call the Samaritans. Bastards told me to stay on the line!!

I'm sorry mate but this makes absolutely no sense to me??

Are you on medication??

Engineers joke Try easystart

The Human body is amazing It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 6.6 pounds. The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. Women will be finished reading this by now. Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

You Jealous of @BUDMAN????

The Parrot A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's' mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behaviour." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour, the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the Turkey did?"

Not surprising to us in the UK who know Scottish girls

THE SCOTTISH COW. The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk. Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Scotland . It was absolutely wonderful, it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy. They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again. They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he was never able to do the deed. The people were very upset and decided to go to the Vet, who was very wise, tell him what was happening and ask his advice. "Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side." The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Scotland ?" The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Scotland .. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow from Scotland ? The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye: "My wife is from Scotland "

OK, but take a look at these T32's, they are not the same tread pattern on your bike?? at least by the photos they ain't? I might be wrong but your photos show less tread pattern? These look better remember there is a very simple rule, all tyres stick well in the dry, few stick well in the wet. See other comments, you do not appear to have the sport touring tyre fitted, they do a whole range of T's, what does it say on the sidewall??? This is an expensive machine, now I have no idea what the weather is like where you live, but no way would I use these in the UK other than the summer, as we say here keep it shiny side up.