RobMc

OK, but take a look at these T32's, they are not the same tread pattern on your bike?? at least by the photos they ain't? I might be wrong but your photos show less tread pattern? These look better remember there is a very simple rule, all tyres stick well in the dry, few stick well in the wet. See other comments, you do not appear to have the sport touring tyre fitted, they do a whole range of T's, what does it say on the sidewall??? This is an expensive machine, now I have no idea what the weather is like where you live, but no way would I use these in the UK other than the summer, as we say here keep it shiny side up.

I should be so lucky??

Nah, it's if you listen to Pete you are doomed

Sport - Yes Touring - definitely not OK for a quick shower, like riding on marbles in a downpour

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died. "Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side." Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?" He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life." She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my tennis coach dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"

This is not Youtube, surely it can't be funny??, oh yes it is

Two stroke diesels notoriously noisy and unreliable, that's why they didn't make many, I remember Detroits in particular as being screamers.

BY POPULAR DEMAND THIS CHARITY APPEAL IS BEING PROMOTED Please ignore the idiots diverting this heartfelt message, they have to bring their lustful thoughts into every post. In fact I've thought of an idea, I'm going to get @FlyingDutch to say a prayer for their poor lost souls, how many clans have their own clergyman?? Condemn them to hell Dutch, now DO WE HAVE ANY WITCH DOCTORS OR SHAMANS??? I need a spell casting

Doctors in the Seychelles who treated the holidaymaker chewed up by a shark said he didn't suffer too much, he had only been married 11 days.....

WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS???? A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, 'Say Father, what causes arthritis?' The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.' The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be damned, ' Then returned to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. 'I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?' The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father.. I was just reading here that the Pope does.'

It is with a sad heart that Rob types , only this morning the f....g dealer took what little I had saved for my Christmas turkey. Meanwhile I am cruelly reminded with multiple posts that many of you are stuffed to the gills with turkey. Meanwhile little Nbutu has made 7 round trips to his stagnant pond, 3 donkeys are lame, 6 kittens were eaten and 10 children suffered blindness by reading porn. Fuck them, find it in your hearts to save Rob, as he sits here typing with his trenchcoat on, shivering under candlelight, spare him a thought (and before you say it FU @BUDMAN and @TBB) those thoughts have no place in Christian souls. Old Rob will be alone again this Christmas, because no fckr will speak to me, be different, be an idiot, give generously to Rob Seasons Greetings

I'll never forget my first ilyama 15",had to reinforce the desk and get a mate to help carry it up the stairs, guessing it would be much the same for a 'quickie' nowadays??

FD has a great sense of humour, good on you mate.

I'd like that - she's gorgeous

I’m in trouble with the wife. We were in bed naked and she asked what I would like to do most with her body .Apparently “Identify it” wasn’t the right answer? Little boy: "Dad, can you make a sound like a frog?" Dad: "Course son, why do you ask?" Little boy: "Because mum says when you croak we're going to Disneyland...." I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who, this morning, called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'. 'Wow!' I was flabbergasted. 'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.' She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'. 'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!' She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby, grey haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!' So I told her to f*** off.