RobMc

Can I recycle through my kidneys first? where you been? my Bio free week flirting is nearly over?? Have you another??

From experience I know just how generous idiots can be (FU @BUDMAN), it is approaching the season for begging giving, we all love a good cause don't we?? I propose that this years donations should be in points to me, never mind little Nbingo who has to walk 15 miles for water, Ahmed with the missing leg, kittens, donkeys or any of the usual crap. There is a far greater and nobler cause and that is Rob, now apparently spurned by Essssieeee, Dot no longer laughing at his jokes and the burden of points deficit, it will be a sad Christmas for Rob Open your wallets or purses heart and donate generously to a good cause, I can't go cap in hand yet again to Rugger to sponsor my addiction (can I?), I must learn to control my urges to hang, draw and quarter the dealer, after all, he's only doing his job, cunt. So with forgiveness in mind and a little prayer, Rob will bathe in your love and affection as always. Seasons Greetings Rob

An elephant, an ostrich and a crocodile stop a bloke in the street. The crocodile pulls out a police badge and says, "We have reason to believe you are carrying substances of an hallucinogenic nature, Sir

You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to hospital. Now that's stressful. At the hospital they say she is pregnant and congratulate you on becoming a father. You say that you are not the father, but the girl insists that you are. This is becoming very stressful. So then.... you request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father. After the tests are completed, the doctor says that you are definitely not the father, because you are infertile, and probably have been since birth. You are extremely stressed but relieved. On your way back home, you think about your 3 kids at home. NOW THAT'S REAL STRESS!!!

Don't you just hate it when your finger go's through the toilet paper ??... Other than that i'm loving my new job at the old folks home

A grade three teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast. To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their answers. Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg, 'E-G-G'. 'Very good', says the teacher. Peter says he had toast 'T-O-A-S-T'. 'Excellent.' Johnny has his hand up and the teacher reluctantly calls on him. 'I had bugger all', he says, ' B-U-G-G-E-R-A-L-L'. The teacher is mortified and scolds Johnny for his rude answer. Later when the lesson turns to geography, she asks the students some rudimentary questions. Susan correctly identifies the Capital of Canada. Peter is able to tell her which ocean is off Canada 's east coast. When it's Johnny's turn, the teacher remembers his rude answer from the nutrition lesson, and decides to give him a very difficult question. Johnny, she asks, 'Where is the Mexican border?' Johnny ponders the question and finally says, 'The Mexican boarder is in bed with my mother. That's why I got bugger all for breakfast'.

Sounds a bit 'Shady' to me?

Bastard robbed me of another half million this morning, I'm thinking of selling my body or pimping I never expected an Alien to reply though??

I've talked about this a few years ago, about if we believed in aliens or not, there were some interesting answers. A new documentary is being released 'The age of disclosure' which features many high ranking officials talking about the fact we are being watched. In light of some of the videos released in recent years, and the many credible witnesses I'm coming off the fence a little towards belief. However there are still many arguments against it, and a lot of hoaxes going around. So just as a general census of idiots, how many believe in aliens and the fact they are watching us? I'm guessing more than last time, do the following poll if interested. Won't let me post a poll probably because I'm not a member, someone want to do it for me i.e. Do you believe that Aliens visit Earth Yes No Unsure

What they don't seem to mention are the fact that once he suspected what was going on Trump kicked Epstein into touch, convenient that eh? Doesn't sell papers do the facts? especially when you're President. I feel ashamed for you Pete that you even believe that rubbish, I've got some old comics I could send you. Afraid they're misogynistic as they're for boys but a good old Liberal such as yourself could surely pretend one or two commandos were gay? You know, bring it up to date, perhaps draw a nice frock on some as they stormed the bunkers with their 'Tommy guns'. Oh dear hope Tommy guns is not offensive too?

Yes it's the old Ostrich syndrome, stick your head in the sand and it will go away. Unfortunately few youngsters believe how devious and corrupt politicians can be, I certainly didn't in my youth. It is only in very recent years that many are realising that the news, may in fact not be the real news.

Putting our normal discourse aside over here it is far far worse than you think, we are in the grips of a corrupt Marxist government. We no longer joke when we talk of civil war, it is in everyone's minds, just this week our generals wrote to the government expressing their displeasure. Ireland is much the same, and @Barron will confirm this. We have had many many years of uncontrolled immigration, now in the tens of millions over the last ten years. However a large portion are illegal and flooding in every week, and many of the remainder on benefits from our taxes, all housed and fed by the taxpayer. We are now the rape capital of Europe, displacing Sweden who made the same mistakes. A fifth of prisoners are foreign, our prisons full, gangs of immigrants defacing our statues and recently burning our poppies on remembrance day. The illegal immigrants alone now outnumber our police and armed forces by around 5 to 1. There have been over 300 church fires this year, they are sexually assaulting our children leaving school, and it goes on and on and one. But if we protest, even by a tweet we are jailed, and I mean for years, but it is the hypocrisy that is galling. Just last week the deputy leader of the green party (ultra left) who for 20 years has been supporting immigration wrote to parliament complaining about dangerous men being housed in her constituency, I'm not making this up. I could type all night with what is going on, but the people are waking up. What you may not realise, but sadly true is that even writing this could get me jailed and a criminal record, democracy is dead in the UK and normally I could tell you a lot more. The news we are fed is doctored and mainly false, such as recently by the BBC. Luckily they haven't yet been able to control the internet, so with care we still see what's occurring. However talking of hypocrisy you are ANYTHING but moderate lol.

Fair enough Pete, regarding Tommy research the Syrian at the school, they gagged the teachers with a court order, paid them off and shut the school, hardly the actions of an innocent party is it? Just one of many cover ups he has exposed, they are currently delaying the grooming gangs inquiry deliberately, in fact they pay lip service and only started one due to a private inquiry being lodged. He's been continually jailed for the most innocuous reasons, often illegally, and taken to court on nonsensical charges in order to beggar him as they never award costs. I'm afraid our legal system is more corrupt than our government, but he battles on, a true patriot. GOD BLESS YOU TOMMY

No my boy, read it again, what I'm saying is do your own research, use your own judgement and pick your experts wisely. If as you point out I thought there was anything medically wrong, and I disbelieved the first 'expert' I would seek another opinion, and I would strongly advise anyone else to do the same. I'll say it once more loud and clear please read carefully this time, I do believe certain people have more knowledge and experience than others these are the ones to consult. But if you yourself have no knowledge at all of whatever it is how do YOU know they are experts? So once more - do your own research, especially of the expert, ideally you should use more than one, but if dissatisfied ditch them and get one you trust. Four years ago I had a dear friend die of a brain tumour (English spelling) funnily enough, initially diagnosed by an expert (he had private health cover) as ear wax. I have dozens of similar stories, all true, if you wish to pm me and listen to them. Yes sometimes you have no choice but to believe experts, but I wonder how many people have been convicted by poor solicitors, lost their pensions to advisors and fortunes to investment gurus?? I'll say no more, it is a basic skill of survival mate.

Oh dear someone who believes in 'EXPERTS', who no doubt also believes in fairies and looking forward to Santa's next visit. Let me tell you son in my working life I met many many experts who were anything but, and a handful who were. The difference came in their practical experience coupled with natural intelligence for the ones who were, always quiet and understated. Their belligerent cousins spouted bullshit like confetti, but of course some fools believed them, their knowledge came from reading things from real experts, sadly these were the ones who made the money. So having read the article in your link for me personally it is bullshit, based on nothing but conjecture. I'm sure I've said this before, and older members may remember that in the 80's scientists were predicting an ice age, now it's global warming. A bit like what you'd believe about Tommy Robinson if you watched the BBC or Sky, whilst the truth is the opposite. Never ever pin your faith or life on 'EXPERTS' or you'll regret it