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An American tourist in Dublin decided to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wandered around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have a pint of Guinness. After awhile, he found himself in a very high class neighbourhood.....big, stately Georgian residences... no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all... NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS. After all those pints he really, really had to go. Soon he found a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decided to use the wall to solve his problem. As he was unzipping, he was tapped on the shoulder by Police Officer Murphy, who said, "What might you be doing?" "I'm very sorry, officer," replied the American, "but I really, really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public restroom." "Right," said Officer Murphy, " follow me". He led him to a back "delivery alley", then along a wall to a gate, which he opened. "In there," pointed the officer. "Whiz away sir, anywhere you want." The American entered and found himself in the most beautiful garden he had ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom. Since he had the cop's blessing, he unburdened himself and was greatly relieved. As he went back through the gate, he said to the officer, "That was really decent of you...is that what you call "Irish Hospitality?" "No sir," replied Officer Murphy, "that is what we call the English Embassy".

From the UK Patriots to the USA Patriots, our tribute to Charlie

The teacher asked little Rugger if he knew his numbers. “Yes,” Rugger replied. “My dad taught me.” “Good. What number comes after three?” “Four,” answered Rugger. “What comes after six?” “Seven.” “Very good,” said the teacher. “Your father did a good job. What comes after 10?” “Jack, Queen, and King.” Now don't forget that next time in Vegas

Perhaps a bit too far for Rob ???

Just a final add on The police said 110,000 people attended, more propaganda as the aerial photos make it easy to judge crowds coming out of Wembley, our largest stadium as a comparison. There were probably one million, maybe more and nine arrests in the area the police escorted the five thousand counter protesters through the middle of their march, brilliant policing?? THE ONLY THING THE MSM REPORTED were these nine arrests, every MSM outlet reported these ordinary Mums and Dads as 'Far Right' There is a concerted effort to destroy the truth, I'll say no more, use your own judgement and your own eyes watch this and see what I mean,

Oh boy, do you have issues

March is on now, chance to look at the thousands of fascists gathering in London, the bastards are marching in groups wearing their offensive Union flags. Just look at them, Fathers carrying offensive weapons, flags on poles, Mothers walking hand in hand with their children, clutching teddy bears (filled with stuffing not explosives). I've just witnessed one assaulting a policeman, violently shaking his hand and the policeman shaking back. Servicemen wearing their medals, mobility scooters and wheelchairs, obviously part of the stormtroops. True to form there are many masked protesters shouting fascists, I'll wager Basils there, throwing darts at her Butler and Gardeners. Go on Youtube, make your own mind up AND DON'T BELIEVE THE MSM, we have a left wing paper called the Guardian, here's one I've told many times. A little girl is visiting the zoo with her parents, she leans over the lion enclosure and in an instant a lion grabs her collar and drags her into the enclosure, pinning her down and preparing for the kill, everyone is screaming. A biker, visiting the zoo, leaps into the enclosure, punches the lion on the snout and drags the child to safety. A press reporter from the Guardian witnesses it all, sensing a good story he rushes over to the biker who is being thanked by the grateful parents 'That was one of the bravest things I have ever seen', said the reporter, 'what do you do and what's your political leaning' ?? Well I'm proud to be British the biker replies, I vote Conservative, voted for Brexit and am a decorated veteran, having served in Iraq Next days headlines Right wing fascist assaults immigrant and steals his lunch Whoops typical Rob I forgot to mention why I posted this, I believe they are going to do something about Charlie as I noticed a group with some banners, they will almost certainly do 2 minutes silence. God bless you Charlie, more of us loved you, and I'm sure they are in the majority, than the 'snakes' who hated you, R.I.P. young man. If you were Catholic you'd be a saint soon.

You cutting back on men nowadays Queenie??

I got mortal drunk last night, didn't know where I was, woke up this morning with a splitting headache in this filthy bed stinking of piss. Next to me was this enormous fat woman snoring her head off, foul breath, hairy armpits and an unwiped arse. Thank God I said, at least I made it home

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls in the police to tell them what has happened. ‘First body: @Biotech from Belgium, 50, died of heart failure while drinking vintage champagne and eating foie gras. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector,’ says the coroner. ‘Second body: @BUDMAN from Florida, 65, won $100,000 on the lottery, spent it all on Bud Light. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.’ The inspector asks, ‘What of the third body?’ ‘Ah,’ says the coroner. ‘This is the most unusual one: @TBB from New Jersey, 80, struck by lightning.’ ‘Why is he smiling then?’ enquires the inspector. ‘He thought he was having his photo taken.’

The EU parliament refused a minutes silence despite doing that for George Floyd, thank GOD for Brexit

And there is the problem with the world, people don't talk or reason, their beliefs are always right, even if the vast majority think they are wrong, ever been thus.

Tomorrow in the UK we have a patriots march through London, this is the second one the first attracted around 150,000 people, ordinary people, ex service people, disabled etc. Branded 'Far Right' by the left wing press they marched peacefully and silently, goaded the entire way by violent left wing thugs carrying Palestine flags and screaming Fascists. Tomorrows march will be the same, probably larger, but you probably won't even see it on the MSM. The left wing are getting desperate and there is word that a similar confrontation has been organised by the left to break up the peaceful march, an act similar to Charlie Kirks. Now you tell me who the 'Fascists' really are?? I've made my mind up R.I.P. Charlie, they silenced you through fear because you were right and they only know violence as a voice of reason Oh yes I forgot to say, the marchers will be unmasked, their faces on display for the world, the majority of the left are masked and hooded, you just watch if you can.

Last night in my usual drunken state before retiring I clicked on a comment by Basil and giving my usual type of reply, COMPLETELY MISSING THAT THE POST WAS ABOUT 9/11. My sincere apologies to all, it was unintentional and I see it has rightfully been removed, Rob hangs his head in shame, forgive me.

The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife. They said "Is this your wife sir?" I answered "Yes." They said "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus." I said "I know, but she's a great cook and she's good with the kids."