RobMc

Poor Pete?, he thinks everyone is loving and fluffy, bet if he got burgled he'd make the burglar breakfast.

Hypnotism at the Care Home It was entertainment night at the Care Home. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance. I intend to hypnotise each and every member of the audience.' The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. The polished metal gleamed in the light. Claude the hypnotist said: 'I want you each to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.' He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...' The audience became mesmerised as the watch swayed back and forth, light shimmering off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.......................... 'S**T!' said the hypnotist. It took 3 days to clean up

Where you been???? thought you were never going to join in

The BBC are finished if Donald sues them and 99% of UK are glad, they are a disgusting waste of money OH yes I should explain for those not in UK, the BBC cut and pasted Donalds speech and broadcast it worldwide to make it seem he was inciting riot. They have been doing the same promoting Hamas, but have been caught with their pants down. A so called news outlet blatantly rigging the news, which they've done for years.

We have to send a teacher from England to teach you Canucks how to speak English??? my God have we fallen, is it Urdu now like us??

I can't find the video where on a news programme the weatherman says to the female newscaster ' Here's the 6 inches I promised you last night' live on air, talking about a snowstorm, boy did she laugh.

I'm going to give you English lessons, now stand in the corner

Do you think that when SuperDon takes catnaps Mike he dreams of pussy??

Kapt??????????? it's a joke ?????????????

Anything for you dear, just cast a spell for 6 inches (Oh hold on, wrong spell)

This is no way to talk about Rugger, remember the rules 'no personal attacks', the poor lads doing his best

Obvious AI or BBC photo, you clowns believe anything don't you? Stick it to them Donald

Now I'm over here not over there, but although nothings ever perfect the USA seems to be a lot better off than with the last moron. However no matter who's in why do you persist with the crazy way you fund your public services?? Some things have to be continuous, I really don't understand why this happens every Presidency, and I'll bet the people don't either. Keep going Donald, you know you're winning when the opposition start slanging you and getting angry. Hey I've a great idea, when he comes to the end of his term why not make him King?? Ours could give him some great tips on how to be useless, wreck the country and have affairs.

How many Country and Western singers does it take to put in a light bulb? 6, one to put the bulb in and 5 to sing a song about how good the old one was!!

We're all afraid of something, be it dying or getting knifed off MajBasil and forced to leave the clan, my fear is sharks, what's yours??