RobMc

Yea the DLC's can be expensive, and they always leave a few out, ,although to be fair they include most in the initial purchase. For us older gamers they are excellent value for money and you don't need a super computer or 105" monitor with backup generator to power. The biggest advantage is all these games can be played on modern OS's never had one hiccup on any of them on my Atari ST 1mb

Tip, if you like a game but don't need it immediately keep revisiting and looking at it, sometimes (but not always) they reduce the price to almost nothing.

For ONCE I daren't comment

Come on, where and when will he respawn??

A father was looking for the latest Barbie for his daughter's collection. He found an Astronaut Barbie for $19.95 and Divorced Barbie for $565.95. The amazed father asks the salesperson : "Why is the Divorced Barbie $565.95 and the others only $19.95?" The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir.., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made of Ken's balls."

Texting for the over sixties. The kids have their sms codes, like bff, wtf, lol etc So here are some codes for the more mature. ATD - at the doctors, BFF - best friends funeral, BTW - bring the wheelchair, FWIW- forgot where i was, GGPBL -got to go pacemaker battery low. GHA - got heartburn again, HGBM - had good bowel movement, IMHO - is my hearing aid on. WAITT - who am I talking to, GGLKI - got to go laxative kicking in, IPMSA - I've pissed myself again.

I've seen your 'babes', most of them wear dentures

You want to play old games??? well this is where Rob went, no screaming, no hackers, no go to spec just you and good old AI. My favourites Way of the Hunter and Cossacks, and just so cheap you don't believe it Welcome to GOG.com | best PC games DRM-free

Subject: The little paper bag. A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors. 'Doctor, I don't feel too good,' said the little Paper bag. 'Hmm, you look OK to me,' said the Doctor, 'but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows, Come back and see me in a couple of days.' The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results. ‘What's wrong with me?' asked the little paper bag. 'I'm afraid you are HIV positive!' said the doctor. 'No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!' Said the little paper bag. 'Have you been having unprotected sex?' asked the doctor. 'NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!' 'Well have you been sharing needles with other Intravenous drug users?' asked the doctor. 'NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!' 'Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a Jab or a blood transfusion?' queried the doctor. 'NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!' 'Well', said the doctor, 'are you in a homosexual Relationship?' 'NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm Just a little paper bag!' 'Then there can be only one explanation.' said the doctor . . . 'Your mother must have been a carrier'

An 80 year old man walks into a jewellers with a gorgeous 25 year old very fit tall blonde and asks for a special ring. Jeweller says 'here's one for £5000 Sir'. Old man says NO I want a very special ring. So the Jeweller pulls out a large diamond with sapphires & rubys, this ones £65,000 sir. Old man says that's the one. I'll write a cheque & when it clears on Monday we'll come & fetch it. On Monday jeweller phones the old man & says 'Sir there's no money in that account' Old man say I know, but can you imagine the weekend I've just had !!!!

Thank you @Giggles and yes it has, good to hear, how are you??

No mistake my friend if English isn't your first language, quite understandable, I'll bet a lot of those whose first language is English missed it too?

Ah another piece of Robs brilliant satire lost in translation, you'd also need to know Pete who is the greatest left wing liberal in the forums bless him. It is suggesting that both himself and the tree are 'leaning to the right' an expression used in political affinity, which is teasing him as he would never admit it. I'll go back to tits and bums

My mate just asked me, "if you were stuck on a desert island, and you could have only 3 records, what would they be?" I said, "The long distance swimming one would be a good one to start off with!"

Pete is it the angle the photo is taken from??, but your tree appears to be leaning to the right???? What do you think @MikeB