RobMc

Know any good Dick Doctors ?????? Asking for a friend

Without his spectacles??

And you used to love me ? That's it you're out of the harem

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00. Guido is deaf which is why he got the job in the first place. The Godfather assumed that since Guido could not hear anything, he could never testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his personal lawyer because he knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!" The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?" Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about." The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!" The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him." Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house." The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

Oh we noticed, but as usual I was discreet, be careful Queenie or you'll be next girl

'The front desk and check out ladies make sure all needs are met'? That's our type of cathouse boys ????

I am, I learned to read years ago mate

Some really strange posts in the fallen member memorial @loaderXI???

While examining his patient, the doctor tells her:"Your heart, lungs, pulse & BP are fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble. "The lady started taking off her panties.....Doctor, stopping her: "No! No! Please put on your clothes. Just show me your tongue.

One name I suspected, as he had a long trail of ill health, and I noticed he's been absent for a long time, but here's hoping @DEEJAYKEG you still with us buddy??

Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It does everything - KitKats, Mars bars, Snickers, Crisps, the lot.......

Secretly you're a masochist, and Rob is the whip??

Chap in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few.... Notices two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so he asks : "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland ?" One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!" So, the chap immediately apologised and said... "So sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?"

Aw what a lovely thought, well done mate

Bollocks, the most famous beer in the world has to be Guinness, in far far more countries than Budweiser