RobMc

Looks great

That's tinnitus you old fool

Cheap?? no need to book a return

You seem to know an awful lot about the boys on here?? Just saying

I have some friends in Ukraine who would be very interested in your RC things, would you like a short holiday?

He's already given up beer, he drinks Coors Lite

That'll throw the cat among the pigeons if HXTR's proved right?

Need a cheap whip?

Reminds me of the old joke Man goes to the doctors, says doctor my sex life is rubbish, no libido, just not touching the sides, as limp as a wet towel. What do you drink he says, Heineken I replied, oh that's useless he said you need to drink Guinness makes things big and strong, Heineken shrinks and shrivels things. A couple of weeks later they pass in the street, how's the sex life asks the doctor, you still drinking the Guinness?? No doctor, I've got the wife on Heineken

Now for those of you who actually prefer beer to froth the above two are prime examples of why you should avoid the Netherlands. The bartender half fills the glass with beer and half with froth, then proudly charges you for a full glass of beer. The bartender then looks pissed off when you ask him to fill it up, the locals sit proudly looking at the froth and convince themselves it's a bargain. It takes the average local twice as many beers to get pissed as the average Brit at that rate, and of course costs twice as much money. It is so cold you couldn't taste it if it was made of garlic and there's nothing in it to stop you seeing right through it. Do they realise they're being conned, of course not they are idiots? In the UK Ireland and Germany we brew real beers, fill the glasses to the top and drink them chilled so you can taste the garlic, choose your drinking country carefully.

Tastes like Coors light

Sounds like me??

You just can't get the staff?? I told him I'd like some 'nose candy' ????

Wer'e more refined that's why and don't want to vomit before 20 pints

Hey now you're going to piss Budman off??