RobMc

Angu5 how many toys you got now?

Ayaq this may be very useful indeed and I already picture myself there, freezing my balls off, shivering in fear as you manfully restrain from the normal practices of your fellows of selecting full auto and wiping out the entire population in a five mile radius. Such care for the wildlife is a rarity in the upper 49th, and I have put you forward, along with your president, for the Nobel Peace prize this year. I trust you will accept as I am looking forward to your speech, stay sober, you recall the last one? If you don't recall it perhaps your photographic memory is not what you think it is? This is evident by not remembering whether your sleeping bag companion was called Phil or James, is this what you refer to as 'cracking up?' I worry that the strain of being a great adventurer is getting to you my friend, and recommend seeking help before it is too late. I have done my own reading and that Leopold scope on your gun ain't cheap is it? the hubble telescope is inferior to that. With this in mind remember us mere mortals will wonder why you don't carry a thermal night scope too? If you want advice on shooting the appropriate column in the forums is a wealth of knowledge, although I myself take it 'with a pinch of salt' as their in game performance does not match their imagination. Looking forward to next chapter Rob

Might take a punt on the aliens Harry, I'm still on the fence on this one, but definitely take a punt on the dragon I married her daughter

Ok, just awoken after a troubled two hours sleep, tossing (all I get nowadays) and turning, wondering about the plot. Now we know it's loosely structured on reality ( you live an exciting life) and is not embellished, but as it is a novel perhaps you should. As you are almost there how about making you a James Bond type? working for the State Troopers undercover (yes I know you're in a tent) we'll need the following :- A plot, change the gold to Uranium wanted to build an illegal bomb destined to blow up Anchorage and cost hundreds of dollars in damages A baddy, some evil bastard who bunny hops, camps and dependant on your game kills his victims with a Smaw or a knife, the cowardly swine. A love interest, necessary for the younger audience who still believe, we have already established you are straight? please confirm as doubt still lingers, so James is out then? In that case we'll have you fall in love with a wounded Grizzly you rescue from 5 yard shot from Angu5 that misses all vital organs, he can escape with GG on holiday yet again. I think I have found a bear that fits the part when we issue the film rights, but in the romantic scenes she's made me promise you'll brush your teeth and wear deodarant. Gadgets, a tricked up snowmobile? robotic huskies? exploding igloos? bald eagle drones with rockets? suicide salmon? let your imagination go wild, oh! it already has. Get writing

OK first real proof reading := 1/. You seem to have an interest in the river, it figures in every sentence, include a map I'm confused 2/. You have an unholy obsession in 'hitting the bottom', presume you're not sharing tents with your cousin Phil/James? if you are I thought you said you were straight?? you also say 'hard' which makes me wonder? 3/. What guns do you have, last year you had an arsenal? I picture you now wrestling grizzlies, you'll need a gun 4/. How you gonna get the gold, panning?detector? or just buy some when you come back? Keep going

Hey it's good, keep going, could I have a signed copy ???

I got completely the wrong idea when I read the title, got all interested then found out it's about football ffs?

You back on the blubber ???? Good luck, combine last years hunting trip with this one and you are on the road to XI stardom. Now I might be the only one that understands you ( especially after a few sherberts ) but there is hope. I sense beneath that rambling lunacy a great talent lurks, waiting to pounce on the XI readers ( a worldwide audience ). So my friend let me offer my services as your proof reader, that way others may understand the warped genius confined within the arctic circle, unable to escape it's icy grip. The brain frozen in time, body wracked with cold and only two days bear meat supply remaining, it is tough in the upper 49th. I am sure we could forget this months server donations and divert them to an airdrop or husky team with new supplies. The boss may be a bit tricky due to being killed a lot lately, but leave it to the xi ladies, they'll win him over. These supplies should keep you going as you've been a bit quiet lately? I miss translating your prose to English when I awake after a refreshing two hours sleep. Perhaps we could combine our talents (do I hear groans?) a bit like Elton John and Bernie Taupin, continents apart but united in their art. By the way a bad example, don't get too many ideas in your lonely arctic home, that's definitely a non starter. We could each write a chapter and I will translate Alaskan into English free of charge for the other members.

Hasn't even washed his feet, see the trumpet players face

They've invented the wheel ??????????

GG it's what Angus opens his wallet with

Sad but would you truly respect your head of state/royalty/head of company if they wore a t shirt, jeans and smoked joints - be honest.

Are you sure that's all he took off ??????? you sound a very 'sporting girl' ?

fire is natures ways to clean and let new growth occur Ouch, I'm suing you toes, just tried that on my head ? still bald

Have you got the address ?

My wife and me had it 2 days ago ' Lucky you trailr, but whens the anniversary?'

All those chicks and the blokes making love to an airbed ?? Or is he plugging a leak??

Yes what I forgot was our forests are managed and yours are natural, that pine beetle thing looks terrible, I'm beginning to understand now why it's so hard to put them out which is a pity because of the destruction to these beautiful habitats. Are most of them natural or started by man?? or can you not tell.

Oh so there are firebreaks? that is what puzzled me with all these fires in populated areas like California. Great answer I understand now, we forget over here about just how large it is, forgot about mountains.

It ain't nothing but a hound dog

I feel dizzy just looking, what a great idea.

Just read personalfouls post on fire in Colorado and yes Athena it truly is sad as it takes years to recover. I seem to read this every year, moreso the States than Canada and other places like Australia, everywhere has them at times. Do you not have firebreaks?? designed to protect the fire spreading, I live near a very large forest (Keilder) and the breaks are visible and maintained, costs plenty but saves a lot. California seems to have loads of these every year, I realise that the scale of things in some countries are different to ours, but when you look at damage and destruction it surely must be worthwhile? Need a clever idiot to invent a fire retardent spray to use from the air to pre treat corridors to slow down spread, or do we have that, any firefighters?

What type of dog is that on the left ??

Get ten beavers leave them at the tree line, when trees gone shoot the beavers, skin beavers, bury the beavers in rhubarb patch. Stitch beaver skins together, kill the biggest arsehole you know and leave him with his arsehole at ground level where you want the green. Put beaver skins around the arsehole and flatten with roller. Then stop dreaming about beavers and arseholes, at your age it's not good for you, neither is golf, come on server and let me give you a lesson in skill, by the time you get there the rhubarb should be ready

Newspapers??, you got me thinking, must be twenty years at least since I bought one, even fish and chips are in cartons now, does anyone still buy these??