RobMc

Yes going to sea is, and always has been, a hard and dangerous profession God bless those in peril on the sea, often forgotten as 'out of sight out of news worthiness often applies', if you look at all the sea professions, fishing, oil rigs, exploration etc etc an awful lot of people die every year. People think that shipwrecks no longer occur, far from it, there are hundreds each year, very few make the news. One ship lowered its "man-boom" - lucky it wasn't mine, mine wouldn't reach the side

Sacre bleu?

A true star, we'll miss him but he might be easier to kill now?

I'm very very sad that this dedicated great man is selfishly off to enjoy himself , it won't be the same without you mate, I wish him all the best in what is now his true retirement, I think I'm going to cry

Try yogurt

People laugh at me but I use an old ball mouse, far more control, I've tried all the others and gone back to this for the games I play. On the sniper servers it gives far better fine control than any optical I have used, although to be truthful I'm still rubbish so it's more what suits you then what the hype is I think. My computer is an old amd 4 core, 8 gb 3200 memory, old gtx card and a high ping, I can still occasionally beat the guys with super rigs, especially when I' m sober. My advice would be pick something reasonably priced, you'll pay a premium for something you probably won't benefit from. Now, anyone got a new set of eyes for sale ??

Hi lovely lady, your shooting can't be that bad, you've hit me a few times.

Is he the 36 DD?? wow he's a looker?

I haven't seen my toes for 20 years

Brilliant

Angelz I'm lying watching an episode of alaskan state troopers and it seems that in the arctic they have an alcohol problem, cause of 90% of all crime. This helps me in understanding Ayaq's ramblings at times but it gave me a great idea, blubber in vodka? Do you think you could come up with a recipe?, with the combination of alcohol and blubber we could help those statistics get to 100%, think how grateful people would be?

Ayaq my boy, presume you are resting and recuperating after your last gruelling adventure ? your body still wracked with pain after that fish hold fall ( you weren't drunk were you?), get well soon my friend. Now as you, and our other readers know following my motorcycle accident and now officially a cripple ( I love political incorrectness), or for the liberals physically disadvantaged, (phew covered all angles), I act out my adventure fantasies with your help. I have other fantasies too, and have put these to some of our ladies, however the police have now convinced me that I may not pursue these any further, shame? You realise I'm now an active participant in our new book (note 'our'), and constantly looking for material for it, we need to convince the readers of the hardships and bravery of you guys in the upper 49th. So far we have a rugged and intrepid hero (you), guns, bears and a romantic interest in your moose with the blond wig, the basic ingredients ( Timmah will be getting excited at ingredients) of the story, but we need more material. Then this morning watching flying wild I came across the perfect location Barrow (bet you live there?), what a hellhole, perfect for you to base yourself, more bears than people and the locals live off your aphrodisiac - blubber. We could get you to harpoon whales from a rubber dinghy dressed only in a loincloth ( this will keep the ladies drooling over you) then wrestle it in the water until it succumbs ( no, no not sexually, don't get too excited). We could even get AngelZ and Timmah to give us some delicious blubber recipes that could be served at the XI fests, how about smoking some blubber, better than what our members generally smoke methinks? After that picture of Storm pleasuring Angu5 after bourbon think what will happen after consuming blubber? We could be in for a lot of new members around 9 months after the fests, although I dread to think what names they would be called, or what they'd look like, would two heads be an advantage in gaming? You are quiet again, that can only mean you are working on the next chapters, I'm excited , in fact so excited I'll need to change the bedclothes, how you doing buddy?

Any good recipes for Whoopie cakes you two, just seen them on telly and they look nice?

Just my opinion but terrible, once there are too many 'gizmos' I lose interest.

I found it hard to understand this at first, but I often find it hard first thing in a morning hmmm? - perhaps often is a dream ?

Move a stool ?? I move a few every morning lol!

You can't remember cos you're getting old too, I've played with you on this and other servers for years now, but I must admit you're much improved, and you don't cheat, well done m8, kill you soon.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5984687/YouTube-star-dumps-worlds-sexiest-weather-girl-play-Call-Duty.html What class - recruit him On second thoughts don't, yet another member better than me I don't need.

Looks great, moist but crumbly, I look forward to your next masterpiece, a worthwhile investment (from experience), is one of them tools that punch holes in leather - for your belts

Is he taking him from behind ?? you are a very liberal couple GG, he looks to be enjoying it too, stop his bourbon now gal

Have I missed this?? Now now boys, cool down.

Bit confused about your 'loving me', googled 'gay' and yes I am a happy man who enjoys life to the full, my collection of patterns and needles is the envy of the local W.I. Do you know I too have noticed that sheep run away from me? do you think they imagine I am after their fur? I understand what you say about money not making you happier, luckily I have a wife who thinks I am a millionaire, I'm so so happy, and possibly gay now I know the meaning of gay? I'm poor, the wife, butler and handmaid are also poor, we are a happy foursome in our dark lonely castle on the moors. As I type this the mist is creeping over the moor and the weredeer are howling, it is so remote here there isn't an atm for 5 miles or a supermarket for 6, but we cope thanks to your support. Funny you should talk about fishing, I'm lying here watching man vs fish, we could drop the squatch and go for fish, what is the largest most vicious species there? oh yes, can you swim??? more exciting for the readers if you can't, you can learn on the job. I love kippers and live near a famous kipper fishery, fortunately for me, apparently they smoke them. I have suggested to them they would be great XI prospects , as some of our members seem to smoke anything. XI kippers should therefore command a high market price ( get it?), I'll stick to champagne.

My God Ayaq, you still need to sleep with a weapon?, even at home recovering, what's the problem? polar bears, rough neighbourhood, jealous husbands??? You stay alert my friend, XI need you, my limited experiences of the sweet ladies of XI are not quite yours. They seem to like screaming and shouting at you, then are only too happy to kill you, I sometimes feel like a male praying mantis, sacrificed to better their score. I'm excited about the gold, does it just lie around?? I watch Aussie gold hunters and they seem to have trouble finding it, more trouble than it's worth in my opinion. I myself am lying around, shagged out after knitting a particularly difficult crew neck, the sacrifices I make daily for the greater good of XI. I'm running short of wool, which is strange considering where I live in the wilds of the borders I'm surrounded by sheep. Unlike you I'm not courageous enough to go out and forage, we have some particularly vicious rabbits who do suicide charges at your car, it is only a matter of time before one of them manages to detonate their vests. So for safety reasons I now don't go out , and live my fantasies through your courageous and interesting life, you are a brave man my buddy. So I too must resupply, should it be amazon, or ebay? difficult decisions I encounter weekly, just like you. I pray for your speedy recovery my friend, I lie here watching ancient aliens trembling about the earths future, my knitting needles shake, will I see another cardigan???

Thats for his teeth ,way things are going here we'll need a licence for a greasegun soon!

Think it was a Squatch Ayaq ??? there weren't any pictures of 'bambi', I'm excited we could use Toes as a scout, you could drive behind with a net.