Having got rid of the trenchcoat to a nice cinema enthusiast it is perhaps time to offload my toy collection, Ebay for some reason rejected them, however I'm sure some of the younger idiots can save a fortune here, pm me for costs :-
Various dolls in different sizes, including quick inflate travel dolls, lube included in sale (margarine)
Various rubber and leather suits for the 'fuller figure', masks can be negotiated separately
Assorted handcuffs and restraining items, some brand new
Assorted beads (used) will need cleaning
A nice horsewhip for the riding enthusiast
Assortment of plastic thingies
Crotchless underwear, slightly soiled
Plus lots of other daily use items
Over 8 years old only apply please, as instructions are not included, put them away now for Christmas
( Now I just know the snowflakes will read this, it is a joke, please don't apply or call the police, it's not really there, it is amusement, although you no doubt will not see the funny side, so FU)