Sammy

Not even going to click on them. I have no desire to give anyone a blow job and dont have a need for a vibrator.

Not exactly. They are not releasing new drivers for 32-bit OS's. Dont know of anyone that uses one. "32-bit Operating SystemsBeginning with Release 396, NVIDIA is no longer releasing Game Ready drivers for 32-bit operating systems for any GPU architecture."

Social distancing on the Internet is massive, but it still wont stop the spread of the conspiracy virus.

I'm sure you have had a couple birthdays since then.... or have you?

An apocalypse of infected airliners? Cant really trust Airbus.

I guess there is a difference between believing that someone is a dumb ass vs knowing someone is a dumb ass.

I thought we already went through the swine flu. Kermit should be careful because he never knows where she has been sleeping around.

Social media has a lot of voracious rumor spreading such as vehicle occupancy and fines. Certainly when it comes to families. A lot of people want their 15 minutes and often post doctored or misleading images online. Or simply lie because they have nothing better to do.

A working fridge, otherwise no cold ones.

Actually a lot of that was debunked as 'data suggests no' by the relevant health professionals when tracking how far back it went and where. As always things like this start as rumor along the lines of 'some people say' with no sources and then propagate... if you will pardon... like a virus on the internet. Seen it many times before and we will see it again. There is always a segment of the population, especially now, that actively look for conspiracies and such that tell them that this was all hidden from them by nefarious powers for whatever reason. And of course people look for scapegoats. "They KNEW and did nothing!". And yes, being locked up for so long... with only social media as your friend... spreads it all even more. As for masks, especially the non-medical ones around, they do nothing unless YOU are the one that is sick. Good for things like smoke and dust but nowhere close to being good enough to filter something as small as a virus. And they arent form fitting enough to keep you from breathing in shit from the sides. But it does help deal with those that are unknowingly sick in places with co-workers working close together for extended periods etc. And there are always those that feel 'off' but dont care. Also helps mitigate fear and that is also important. However its like 'duck and cover' in the old days as though that would keep you from getting fried by a nuke. Maintain social distancing.. a silly phrase but these are trying times... always wash your hands and dont touch your face. That is what will protect you the most. Also cover your mouth with your arm or shoulder if you are going to cough or sneeze. Disposable gloves do help, but you still have to use bare hands to take them off. And it also does no help if you touch your face (or your mouth like that the idiot in that picture) while wearing them. The job wants me to wear one at all times, so I do. Oh and yea one guy at work does have a skull mouth+neck cover and its pretty cool. A little bit of dark humor I guess, thank you for shopping at the death counter.

Google is your friend. edit: What am I saying. Since some already believe its all fake, anything shown to them... even the stuff they ask for... is also fake.

Funny, it is!

Dark humor. Which means a humorous look at the uncomfortable truth. Also because we must keep in mind that they are a society where men think they can get hardons by mixing in powered rhino horns in their drinks. So others go shoot the rhinos (whats left of them) to get and sell it. Here is another joke. There are some... including some people in authority... that say the various health people knew something was up in the past with covid 1 but said nothing. On the air. Except there is no such thing as covid 1. Its called covid 19 because.... wait for it... it was first found in 2019. The saddest joke of all? Some people will still buy the covid-1 shtick anyway. Sometimes it makes you think that maybe we DO need to cull the herd... so long as the right people get culled. That is also dark humor.

Deepest condolences to you and the family.

After 50+ years maybe they are tired of dealing with moon landing conspiracists and they are screwing with them. I would but then again I can be a sarcastic person.

It used to be 'dont blame the messenger'. Except that these days often the messenger is peddling his own lies. Conspiracy theories tend to go around for one of two things. Either they can be fun... but totally bogus and we know it... or there are others that truly WANT to believe them.

Yup, 4.

An old nasa shirt? Arent they supposed to be all smart guys?

The Stand occurred to me awhile back. The super flu, or captain trips (IIRC), for those that know the story. Of course his stories often have nefarious subplots. In this case a virus developed by the US military for whatever reason. And in that one the flu kills most who get it regardless of age or health. Nobody recovers. Stories like that, and various movies or tv shows, all use the word 'pandemic' so when people hear it in the news 24/7 they fear the worst. Unfortunately a lot of people cant separate fact from fiction. There were a handful of people that came by the store talking about government coverups and they truly believed it.

Who?

Thats what she said.

I heard that due to the coronavirus the Brooklyn Bridge can be had for a bargain. No idea if its true or not.