TheLastColdBeer

Brandon put a tater in his shorts at college to impress the girls. They ran from him. One dude took pity and explained "you have to put the potato in the front."

Quite the lightning show too. Glass & splinters will kibosh going barefoot & flip flops this summer. Tough deal Mike, lake homes are for relaxing, no one plans on complete loss.

Wow, dodged a bullet Mike. Sorry for the cleanup mess, but it's better than funerals. Does anyone have a basement there, or are the homes set on slabs? Really scary when you have to face a tornado with no where to hide.

On 3/12/2024 at 12:13 PM, ALanHim said:

I agree with you 100% but I still want to see proof on the first one. Do you by change have other pictures? 

Her name online is Gia-Genevieve. She does photo shoots for calendars & hot rod events. She's a girl.

This is not a girl, and no amount of bullshit can make it a girl.

This is a girl.

This is not.

I'd rather look at this...

Than listen to this..

11 hours ago, Labob said:

no beer for a week I say 

I'll switch to gin. Boodles Rhubarb as a penance.

Playing WAW dm3 the other day, I think the map name is LeTourneau. Was trying to figure out how Striker gets on a roof & I fell behind a wall. Ran around trying to get back, no luck. Holly61 was hiding behind a wall, picking people off, & I couldn't resist planting a sticky nade on him. Waited in plain view for him to come back & kill me (which he did), but he was pissed. Rightfully so, I was in the wrong. Still feel guilty, I should've just went to spectate & rejoined. Sorry Holly, Es tut mir leid!

Rest in Peace to all that have passed away. Sorry Loader, was out of state, and couldn't join the fun.

Brought home a gunsafe, opened, but didn't have the combination. Did everything wrong, took the dial off the spindle, turned the wheels by hand, & spilled the bolt, springs & detents all over the carpet. Threw the lock back together until I got home. Over a cup of coffee I examined the lock, figured out it was a three # combination that opened on the last rh turn. Moved the safe into a spare laundry room, re-hung the door, & re-installed the lock, after I guessed where the dial should be (looked at the splines). Opened the bolt, turned the wheels with the backplate off (another no-no) by using the change combination key. Bound the dial a couple of times, but centered things with the change key, and it accepted a new combination. Took between 10-12 unlocking with the new combo before I had the guts to close the door & throw the bolt. Viola! Another working safe.

No, OSHA would not have approved how I removed this safe from the house. Nor how I moved it into mine, sans door, bare footed.

The entertainment people have forgotten what put them in business in the first place. To amuse & distract folks from their daily trials. Do they really expect you to PAY for a torturous sermon while getting a root canal? Woke can crash, burn, and die.

18 hours ago, rexbowan said:

Watch those around your car and wrist watch if it is electric. Almost everything today electronic is affected by strong magnets as well you know.

The only way to transport these things is mated, and shorting bars across the back of the poles. They went in the travel case specifically built for them, to keep them separated. I wouldn't carry them in a vehicle otherwise, might screw up the operating computer. A new technique was developed, and we attached pure nickel strips to piping, then used an alnico mag to introduce a field. Wrapped our coils around that array & we had a useful signal. Much more portable, much safer, and we pushed the beasts off to a corner.

Brought these home from Texas. Neodymium magnets, created by SWRI. We used them in refineries & oil fields to generate guided wave signals. Thought they were lost when a Chevron trailer was stolen off I410 many years ago. Each one you see is a mated pair, & we fear them. They are nasty powerful, and wicked around anything ferrous. Stop watches, wipe out hard drives, & ruin monitors. I had to mate a pair that I found separated, & it brought back memories of how dangerous these things can be. "What are you going to do with them?" Someone asked. I dunno, but you could ring a threshold & laugh when the FBI gets their weapons torn out of their hands.

Not thrilled with it. Rather just go back to spawn protection for a few seconds. Vinimy (sic) is a map that you jump into a trench, shoot somebody, & loose your gun. They in turn, walk up & stab you.

16 hours ago, PimpedOutPete said:

lol... I have listened to you piss and moan about the world for YEARS!!  Complaining about everyone that differs from yourself. NEWS FLASH! Everyone is just wanting to live their lives in peace. Maybe, just maybe if you tried a little empathy or understand you realize this. You are in my prayers.  

This comes from a creature that compares losing a spouse to a tree dropping leaves. I'm sorry for you Pete, try being human for a change.

15 hours ago, PimpedOutPete said:

Yawn..  

I rest my case, arrogance itself has spoken. What are your current pronouns, M'lord?

https://townhall.com/columnists/marklewis/2023/10/02/i-hate-to-say-i-told-you-so-but-i-know-leftist-ideology-n2629192

This article sums things up nicely. I would add that man has an idiotic tendency to allow pride to cloud his thoughts. When people start thinking they're creators, on par with Our Father, nothing but disaster follows. YOU didn't design the universe, YOU didn't found this country. YOU are not in charge of anything, except those little fingers & toes. I'll add this also, YOU aren't in charge of me. This is my life, short as it is, and I'll live it my way. I prefer to live in reality, and I don't want to entertain the brain-dead fantasies that despotic imbeciles insist I follow.

Crashes to the ground, right after waving to the crowd....d'oh!

Laz, you're preaching to the choir again. All the brainwashed aren't going to pay attention. They're too comfortable in their bubbles, and too easily swayed by msnbc to actually look around. Doesn't take a nuclear physicist to observe what's going on and draw conclusions. That is, if you bother to look around. Most sheep are content in their pen, and too unwilling to look past their phone screens. CNN tells them what to think, why should they put out any effort?

All the real historians are pointing out parallels to collapsed empires, but lemmings don't understand history. Take away liberties, freedoms, and push frightening narratives around to get conformity. Lose  your lives a piece at a time, just as long as long as you don't have to take responsibility. That is, until you have nothing to eat, no bed to sleep in, and no country to call your own.

Sitting in a recliner. lol, reminded me of Jim Stafford's show in Branson. He said after the show he was going to play mechanic, had to put a rear end in a recliner.

23 hours ago, TBB said:

What's the alcohol content??? 

Hope it's nothing, I drink this @ work.

Brew a couple gallons a week during the summer. Nothing like a cold glass of iced tea when it's hot out. Winter, not so much. It's just not the same as sun tea. Drink up, Diggler!

8 hours ago, MtDeW said:

to bad they are not donuts  

Does coffee count? Can't have a Bavarian filled Long John w/o a cup of Hazelnut bold.

Apple fritter, croissant for a chaser.

A couple of Putnam Cutlery, Bridgeport Connecticut knives were in the mix. Wicked blades, antler handles & fine carbon steel.