DEEJAYKEG Posted July 1, 2011 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.10 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted July 1, 2011 A newlyretired gentleman drove his brand new Porsche convertible out of the dealership. Takingoff down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing throughwhat little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down the M1, pushing the pedaleven more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a traffic patrolcar, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. Hefloored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "Whatam I doing? I'm too old for this!" and pulled over to await the policecar's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the policeman got out of his vehicle and walked up tothe Porsche. Helooked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason forspeeding--a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran offwith a traffic cop. I thought you were bringing her back. "Have a good day, Sir," replied the policeman . Awards
NightmareXI Posted July 1, 2011 Member ID: 68 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 62 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2709 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 132 Achievement Points: 14854 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 20, 2022 Birthday: 04/13/1969 Posted July 1, 2011 good one LMFAO Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted July 1, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.70 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25301 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Posted July 1, 2011 lol haha nice one Awards
USAPLISKEN Posted July 1, 2011 Member ID: 1634 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 26 Topic Count: 210 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1634 Content Per Day: 0.30 Reputation: 370 Achievement Points: 12427 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/03/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 28, 2016 Birthday: 04/19/1949 Posted July 1, 2011 LOL V N
PnBear Posted July 1, 2011 Member ID: 467 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 59 Topic Count: 151 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1721 Content Per Day: 0.30 Reputation: 279 Achievement Points: 10631 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 24 Birthday: 09/11/1968 Device: Macintosh Posted July 1, 2011 hehhehehe Awards
TBB Posted July 1, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20475 Content Per Day: 3.65 Reputation: 22507 Achievement Points: 147880 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 393 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted July 1, 2011 LMFAO - GOOD one!! Awards
baldie Posted July 1, 2011 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 76 Topic Count: 246 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3367 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 2718 Achievement Points: 34252 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 08:25 PM Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Posted July 1, 2011 PMSL nice one mate Awards
Yop Posted July 1, 2011 Member ID: 1719 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 71 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1982 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 518 Achievement Points: 12060 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/21/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29 Birthday: 04/03/1981 Device: Windows Posted July 1, 2011 éhéh nice ! Awards
ENG4INE Posted July 2, 2011 Member ID: 1717 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 86 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 657 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 610 Achievement Points: 5298 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/19/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 30, 2020 Birthday: 09/24/1984 Posted July 2, 2011 ROFL
GorillaXI Posted July 2, 2011 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.72 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Posted July 2, 2011 HAHAHAHA, thats a good one.
NickTheGrip Posted July 2, 2011 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Posted July 2, 2011 Nice I have to remember that one the next time I get pulled over for speeding Awards
SpitFire Posted July 2, 2011 Member ID: 2345 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 4 Topic Count: 15 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 81 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 27 Achievement Points: 590 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/28/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 20, 2024 Birthday: 11/26/1988 Device: Windows Posted July 2, 2011 did she ran off in cuffs ? Awards
T-Mouse Posted July 2, 2011 Member ID: 10 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 35 Topic Count: 80 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1071 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 7 Achievement Points: 6264 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 3, 2013 Birthday: 09/03/1993 Posted July 2, 2011 LOL!!! Nice
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