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The Iowa Taxidermist In Alabama


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This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine.
Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from,?

The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."
The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?"
The guy says, "I mount animals."
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"

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I liked It.Funny. Laughing

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Thats a good one. Nice redneck joke.

Makes one wonder where people got these ideas.

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Bushape

Thats a good one. Nice redneck joke.

Makes one wonder where people got these ideas.

 you know what I never really thought of how they come up with these but I hope not all of them are true haha :P

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LOL

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Sounds like the Hatfields! BTW I am related to Hatfields and McCoys!

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Nick why the hell dont you make your avatar completely unzip or are you just too stiff to say someting to her?

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LMAO, good one 3rd....Laughing

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Nick why the hell dont you make your avatar completely unzip or are you just too stiff to say someting to her?

 

ya +1 you go Dean un zip it all

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Bigmeandean
Nick why the hell dont you make your avatar completely unzip or are you just too stiff to say someting to her?

 

ya +1 you go Dean un zip it all

 lol haha +2

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