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Hello XI members, I figured since I spend all my free time on your freeze tag server I should come register.  I am actually looking to join the clan (something I've never done on a CoD game), because I really enjoy playing with you guys (no homo).  I appreciate the fact that it is an adult server, and that I can be myself and not worry about being censored, except maybe for talking about Chile's hairy nipples.  But I digress.

So here is my grand introduction:

My name is Brian Nordstrom, but I go simply by "B".  I live in northeast Louisiana in a town called West Monroe.  I am 34, and work as a network cabling/pc repair tech for a local computer shop. I am currently back in school to pursue my business degree, and plan to branch out into the security/surveillance industry, as I am licensed thru the State Fire Marshal's office as a CCTV/IP camera installer.

I am happily married to a smokin hot red-headed state police officer, who works as a juvenile probation officer for the local parishes (we don't have counties, cuz we are just that gangsta). I have 2 dogs, a registered red doberman, and a black mouth cur/shepherd mix that we rescued from the local shelter.  I'm 6'4", 200#. I'm a scorpio, I like long walks on the beach, and dark choco.... oops wrong site.

Most of you prolly know me or are familiar with the receiving end of my M1 Garand.  And for the record, Dstraktd = Distracted, because I have severe ad/hd, and have since childhood.  I am medicated and it seems to wor.... ooooh something shiny! Wait, what was I talking about?

So that sums it up... any questions or comments may be forwarded to your recycle bin... HAHAH just kidding.I welcome any questions/comments (except if they have to do with hairy nipples).

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lmao 6'4 just waht im looking for  nice intro have fun and enjoy our hell house

 

 

 

p.s i like long walks on the beach too :) 

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oh yea we all like chilies hairy nipple also :)

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Welcome to the forums Dstraktd and never mind the other Idiots and their nipples.  That gonna give you nightmares...

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oh yea we all like chilies hairy nipple also :)

I died a little inside after that conversation.  Now when Chile is playing thats the mental picture I get.

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Welcome to the forums Dstraktd and never mind the other Idiots and their nipples.  That gonna give you nightmares...

too late...

 

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Welcome to the forums. And you're mistaken about Chile - he doesn't have nipples. He also doesn't have a belly button. We don't know why. Oh, and he also doesn't have a dick.

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Welcome to the forums and the servers.. Enjoy the gamin and the friendship that grow from it.. Cheers

 

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Welcome to the forums. And you're mistaken about Chile - he doesn't have nipples. He also doesn't have a belly button. We don't know why. Oh, and he also doesn't have a dick.

OMG!

<is he an alien?>

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SgtHarryWeezer
Welcome to the forums. And you're mistaken about Chile - he doesn't have nipples. He also doesn't have a belly button. We don't know why. Oh, and he also doesn't have a dick.

OMG!

<is he an alien?>

 

I like to think of him more as a Ken doll then an alien. Kinda like Safari Ken with a pink ascot!

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Hey Brian....great to have you on the servers man. let me ask you something.....Did your wife at any time work with DOT out on I-20 a few years back?  I got stopped by a gorgeous young lady one time while hauling a load of cattle. She was real nice and gave me a warning but it was around west Monroe and she was a redhead.

 

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Hey Brian....great to have you on the servers man. let me ask you something.....Did your wife at any time work with DOT out on I-20 a few years back?  I got stopped by a gorgeous young lady one time while hauling a load of cattle. She was real nice and gave me a warning but it was around west Monroe and she was a redhead.

 

See ya on the servers

Nah, she has always worked for Office of Juvenile Justice in some capacity. 

She's not a uniformed officer.   she is a commissioned state officer because probation and parole is under the state police.  She still had to go to the academy, and could work for any police department she wanted.  She's like uber smart tho, and she is about to finish her masters degree program.  She will eventually be on the board , if not running, OJJ.  You got to get to offenders when their young to make a difference. bu the time they get to adult PnP, rate to re-offend is like 70-80%.

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I swear their bass player has 7 fingers on each hand

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welcome on the  forum

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Lmao..Welcome to the forums...I find some of the above discussions alittle off putting....have I joined a cod clan or a dating site? lol

Onwards and upwards to all hairy nippled men who have no dick or belly button and enjoy walking on beaches....lol

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