LesPaulGuy Posted September 10, 2009 Member ID: 164 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 114 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/28/1969 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Ok guys....these can be funny as hell threads if everyone gets involved. I have seen them go on for pages and pages. Everybody that makes a post will be adding a few lines to the story by picking up where the previous poster left off. I'll get it started... One morning, Rugger was awakened by a loud thumping noise just outside of his window. He peered out the window only to find Rockape, standing there wearing a 10 gallon hat and flip-flops while holding a spork from KFC and a small kitten. Rugger asked, "Hey what are you doing?" To which Rockape replied, " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareXI Posted September 10, 2009 Member ID: 68 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 62 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2709 Content Per Day: 0.51 Reputation: 132 Achievement Points: 14854 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 20, 2022 Birthday: 04/13/1969 Share Posted September 10, 2009 maaaaaaaaaaaan what did we drink last night? the last thing I can remember was you in your underwear .....dancing on the table at the bar.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
billyblade Posted September 10, 2009 Member ID: 34 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 47 Topic Count: 182 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2097 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 1003 Achievement Points: 14880 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 12, 2018 Birthday: 04/29/1966 Share Posted September 10, 2009 and BudSr saying something like "i couldnt find a hamster or gerbil but this kitten should work fine..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
blackcat Posted September 10, 2009 Member ID: 122 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 266 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2843 Content Per Day: 0.53 Reputation: 2048 Achievement Points: 21919 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 15 Birthday: 10/10/1964 Device: Windows Share Posted September 10, 2009 taking the kitten away from budsr, leave the little pussy alone !.. hands him a long neck bud bottle... use that instead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LesPaulGuy Posted September 10, 2009 Member ID: 164 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 114 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/28/1969 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 Suddenly, Phantom bolts into the room and screams.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7Toes Posted September 10, 2009 Member ID: 87 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 57 Topic Count: 98 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3789 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 3589 Achievement Points: 27249 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18, 2022 Birthday: 04/02/1871 Share Posted September 10, 2009 look at the size of this wart on the head of my johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BudSr Posted September 10, 2009 Member ID: 5 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 359 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2475 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 242 Achievement Points: 16234 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 25, 2020 Birthday: 02/02/1966 Share Posted September 10, 2009 and that made budsr drop his bud and killroy ran over with a big buck knife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaulGuy Posted September 10, 2009 Member ID: 164 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 114 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/28/1969 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 and started whittling a small gnome out of a piece of wood laying at Phantom's feet. He turned to BudSr and asked,"..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Posted September 10, 2009 Member ID: 46 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 104 Topic Count: 132 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 4316 Content Per Day: 0.81 Reputation: 2955 Achievement Points: 34774 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Can u make it last longer than Rugger's 15 seconds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BudSr Posted September 10, 2009 Member ID: 5 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 359 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2475 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 242 Achievement Points: 16234 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 25, 2020 Birthday: 02/02/1966 Share Posted September 10, 2009 thats when caper pushed budsr out of the way and said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ph4nt0m Posted September 10, 2009 Member ID: 1 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 39 Topic Count: 162 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1909 Content Per Day: 0.42 Reputation: 121 Achievement Points: 11489 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 12/06/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 4, 2020 Birthday: 06/28/1975 Share Posted September 10, 2009 "Why the hell are you wearing womens underwear Killroy, and why the hell does that wooden gnome your whittling have a striking resemblance to Cbags ?", Killroy looked down with an embarresed look on his face and said .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Posted September 10, 2009 Member ID: 46 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 104 Topic Count: 132 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 4316 Content Per Day: 0.81 Reputation: 2955 Achievement Points: 34774 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2009 "I can't fight it anymore, I am secretly..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaulGuy Posted September 10, 2009 Member ID: 164 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 114 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/28/1969 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 "Mesmerized by the true Gnome King...Cbags. Maybe if I rub these two....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7Toes Posted September 10, 2009 Member ID: 87 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 57 Topic Count: 98 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3789 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 3589 Achievement Points: 27249 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18, 2022 Birthday: 04/02/1871 Share Posted September 10, 2009 dryed monkey balls together i can over come my fear and forget that...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BudSr Posted September 10, 2009 Member ID: 5 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 359 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2475 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 242 Achievement Points: 16234 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 25, 2020 Birthday: 02/02/1966 Share Posted September 10, 2009 his wife was working late and was suppose to get the kids from daycare yelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaulGuy Posted September 10, 2009 Member ID: 164 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 114 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/28/1969 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 something about Rickjames being Super Freaky." Meanwhile, Rugger put on his hip-waders and went outside when he saw the most amazing thing he had ever seen....he saw.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyblade Posted September 10, 2009 Member ID: 34 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 47 Topic Count: 182 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2097 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 1003 Achievement Points: 14880 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 12, 2018 Birthday: 04/29/1966 Share Posted September 10, 2009 phantom sitting indian style typing furiously with his willy-wart on a laptop screaming something about...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
2cuteSue Posted September 10, 2009 Member ID: 73 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 907 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 5701 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 18, 2013 Birthday: 08/31/1972 Share Posted September 10, 2009 If i find this bitch ima kill her and her whole dam family... AND FUCK THIS CREAM BURNS!!!! Standing up walking over to Rugger and takes his hand and asks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowLady Posted September 10, 2009 Member ID: 25 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2250 Content Per Day: 0.42 Reputation: 136 Achievement Points: 12871 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 29 Birthday: 10/30/1969 Device: Windows Share Posted September 10, 2009 will you kiss it better??? I'd get sue, but he's too busy working the streets for Walmart lately! I don't have the money to...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
2cuteSue Posted September 10, 2009 Member ID: 73 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 907 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 5701 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 18, 2013 Birthday: 08/31/1972 Share Posted September 10, 2009 So Rugger becomes a Pimp after learning from Phantom the "free way of things" .... Word gets out bout Ruggers ho's and the warts and the Burning Cream... So needless to say it took Rugger along time to get paid!!! THEN CAME ALONG SHADOWLADY!!! She was one of Walmarts Greatest achievments... The MADAME of Ho's!!! Of course she learned from the best and that being Sue!!! But Walmart came looking for his woman and when he found phantom he?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7Toes Posted September 10, 2009 Member ID: 87 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 57 Topic Count: 98 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3789 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 3589 Achievement Points: 27249 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18, 2022 Birthday: 04/02/1871 Share Posted September 10, 2009 jap slapped phantom up side his head and said put that thing away before you........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
2cuteSue Posted September 10, 2009 Member ID: 73 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 907 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 5701 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 18, 2013 Birthday: 08/31/1972 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Wake the Gnome King up and he has to ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaulGuy Posted September 11, 2009 Member ID: 164 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 114 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/28/1969 Author Share Posted September 11, 2009 Rain down his fury. Just then, Wal-Mart fell silent. The lights dimmed and just over HOUSEWARES a bright, shining light appeared and standing in it was.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptNut Posted September 11, 2009 Member ID: 106 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 177 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 956 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 7, 2020 Birthday: 10/28/1975 Share Posted September 11, 2009 I love Cbags, Mannnnnnnn. Cant we all just get along Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaulGuy Posted September 11, 2009 Member ID: 164 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 114 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/28/1969 Author Share Posted September 11, 2009 CaptNut...looking around in a completely clueless fashion. He is mumbling something else about Cbags when..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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