Noears711XI Posted September 12, 2009 Member ID: 238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 189 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 1940 Achievement Points: 19609 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 8, 2022 Birthday: 07/09/1957 Share Posted September 12, 2009 But little did the Queen Know there were palyers planing to put Killroy back in his place of honor as the Queens lap dog when Noddy, Phantom, and Angel showed up with BigRed twit and twit handed Killroy a bottle of little blue pills and Twit said at our age we need all the help we can .............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
2cuteSue Posted September 12, 2009 Member ID: 73 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 907 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 5701 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 18, 2013 Birthday: 08/31/1972 Share Posted September 12, 2009 so they all got in a circle and put mal in the middle and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaulGuy Posted September 13, 2009 Member ID: 164 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 114 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/28/1969 Author Share Posted September 13, 2009 when someone yelled, "Bull in the ring"......Then Oogie rushes Mal with evil intentions, Mal deftly steps to one side causing Oogie to run right smack dan into..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kilroy45xi Posted September 13, 2009 Member ID: 105 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 603 Content Per Day: 0.11 Reputation: 2 Achievement Points: 3524 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Share Posted September 13, 2009 SHADOWLADY'S MASSIVE ORBS!!!!! CAUSING THEM TO ACTIVATE!!! LITTLE DID SHADOWLADY KNOW THAT SHE HAD THE POWER OF THE TITTIES!!!! THAT POWER INITIATED A FORCE UNKNOWN TO THE EVIL QUEEN MAL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2cuteSue Posted September 13, 2009 Member ID: 73 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 907 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 5701 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 18, 2013 Birthday: 08/31/1972 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Oogie being Oogified by the Tities runs over to the corner where he immediatly starts masterbating... Mal seeing this gets all worked up and then there is a big roar and you see Killroy standing there with a empty bottle of blue pills with a weird look on his face... Mal see's him and grabs a pair of pliers and runs over to get control of the situation but is stopped by Shadowlady who Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malificent Posted September 13, 2009 Member ID: 38 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 92 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1255 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 3 Achievement Points: 7228 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 11/06/1971 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Having the power of her massive orbs distracts the Evil Queen. The Gnome King Cbags, knowing that such power always distracts the Evil Queen, yells: CHARGE!!!!!! To his troops! The troops temporarily restrain the Evil Queen...but they forgot one thing!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malificent Posted September 13, 2009 Member ID: 38 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 92 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1255 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 3 Achievement Points: 7228 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 11/06/1971 Share Posted September 13, 2009 The Evil Queen Malificent has the power of XI in her hand...Killroy's little balls!!!!! Muwhahahahha!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowLady Posted September 13, 2009 Member ID: 25 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2250 Content Per Day: 0.42 Reputation: 136 Achievement Points: 12871 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 29 Birthday: 10/30/1969 Device: Windows Share Posted September 13, 2009 Balls in hand, she forces Killroy to quit watching and thrusts him towards the gnome King Cbags. Cbags stumbles backwards, knocking off the sacred sock condom. BudSr says "DAMMIT....where is the other sock??? I'm always losing my socks!!". Pandemonium occurs, BudSr running around crying about needing socks and appealing to Walmart to help him in his time of crysis.... Cobryis says "Did SOMEONE SAY CRYSIS"???? He jumps in all excited and pressing the control panel on his exosuit. Cbags is all splintered from the sock and appeals to Wildthing to give him a good sanding!!!! ShadowLady harnesses in the "Boobie Power" into the 40C/D cups as it was too overpowering in that crowded room. Sonofabitch just kept muttering "Boobies, Boobies" so Rick James walks up and bitch slaps him and says........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PigDog Posted September 13, 2009 Member ID: 222 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 88 Topic Count: 331 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 3846 Content Per Day: 0.72 Reputation: 1626 Achievement Points: 25628 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 24 Birthday: 02/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted September 13, 2009 Holy Crap Man!! Get a hold of yourself!!! Did you see the size of..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Noears711XI Posted September 13, 2009 Member ID: 238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 189 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 1940 Achievement Points: 19609 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 8, 2022 Birthday: 07/09/1957 Share Posted September 13, 2009 With everyone's attention on Shadow lady's 40 C/D and still growing bust, and SOB still babaling he was also starting to drool. Mal the Queen of the Idiots still had something up her sleve ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Blackbart Posted September 13, 2009 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.11 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Share Posted September 13, 2009 It was the lost sock that BudSr was looking for. She hid it there knowing BudSr couldn't fulfill his lustful self pleasuring with out it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
7Toes Posted September 14, 2009 Member ID: 87 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 57 Topic Count: 98 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3789 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 3589 Achievement Points: 27249 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18, 2022 Birthday: 04/02/1871 Share Posted September 14, 2009 she filled it with gorilla glue with a evil laughs gives budsr the sock budsr puts it on his................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LesPaulGuy Posted September 14, 2009 Member ID: 164 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 114 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/28/1969 Author Share Posted September 14, 2009 Wrist...you know, as an ace bandage. Foiled by BudSr's lack of fashion sense, Mal fumed. Mal turned to Shadowlady and was just about to speak when suddenly, time itself stood still. A light shown down and danced on the face of Chainsaw, who proclaimed loudly, " I am the guy with light dancing on my face." I must contact ...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noears711XI Posted September 14, 2009 Member ID: 238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 189 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 1940 Achievement Points: 19609 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 8, 2022 Birthday: 07/09/1957 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Mal and the Gnome King they must form a union and consumate it so that they can bring forth and Heir to rule the Kingdom of Idiots. But Shadowlady and Phrog prince was ploting something else................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LesPaulGuy Posted September 16, 2009 Member ID: 164 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 114 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/28/1969 Author Share Posted September 16, 2009 "NO!!!!!" Shouted Shadowlady, "That's not the something else I was talking about and please, please put on some pants. I'm planning on getting really close to Mal and when the timing is right, I will......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malificent Posted September 16, 2009 Member ID: 38 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 92 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1255 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 3 Achievement Points: 7228 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 11/06/1971 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Let the Evil Queen Malificent touch my massive orbs!!!!! Thus negating Killroy's little balls and my massive orbs will become the power of XI!!!!!! Then, Killroy, feeling a little inadequate...grabs another bottle of blue pills! Unbeknownst to him, this bottle was magically powered! And he grew a set of massive orbs himself!!! These balls of platinum are shiny and bright! They blind the Evil Queen Malificent and she falls to her knees screaming..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2cuteSue Posted September 16, 2009 Member ID: 73 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 907 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 5701 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 18, 2013 Birthday: 08/31/1972 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Please NO , NOT THE MOOB JUICE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noears711XI Posted September 17, 2009 Member ID: 238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 189 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 1940 Achievement Points: 19609 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 8, 2022 Birthday: 07/09/1957 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Just then as the MOOB juice was taking control of the Evil Queen. Sgt. Harry Weezer came rushing in avatar in hand (LOL have you seen Harry's avatar) he said do not fret my Queen this not so little solider will protect you and make you feel better. But at that moment the white witch Kleine Hexen appeared and started to chant ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
ROCKAPE Posted September 17, 2009 Member ID: 4 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 171 Topic Count: 1094 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 5158 Content Per Day: 0.96 Reputation: 3042 Achievement Points: 43605 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 09:17 AM Birthday: 08/16/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted September 17, 2009 "Meine Igel ist tot in eine Einbahnstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
ShadowLady Posted September 17, 2009 Member ID: 25 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2250 Content Per Day: 0.42 Reputation: 136 Achievement Points: 12871 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 29 Birthday: 10/30/1969 Device: Windows Share Posted September 17, 2009 Said "what the hell are you doing with a FRENCH tickler DrBakke??". Olive, who was on the sidelines until this moment, put down his glass of wine and pulled out from his back pocket a jar of Grey Pou Pon and passed it to........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Malificent Posted September 17, 2009 Member ID: 38 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 92 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1255 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 3 Achievement Points: 7228 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 11/06/1971 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Gorilla. Here my mate...enjoy this metre long sausage with some Grey Poupon!!! Gorilla, grins widely and giggles. Finally, I get to try your homemade "sausage" Dr Bakke!!! With this massive sausage I will show you my real skillz!!!! The Gnome King C-Bags screams NO!!!!! And runs up to Gorilla with a banana...take this instead, for that is not a real sausage it is.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7Toes Posted September 17, 2009 Member ID: 87 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 57 Topic Count: 98 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3789 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 3589 Achievement Points: 27249 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18, 2022 Birthday: 04/02/1871 Share Posted September 17, 2009 majic wanker as the gnome king waves the majic wanker a strange clouds appears and out of the cloud pops...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
2cuteSue Posted September 17, 2009 Member ID: 73 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 907 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 5701 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 18, 2013 Birthday: 08/31/1972 Share Posted September 17, 2009 THE XI DICK OF DEATH!!!! Which the Gnome King needed to complete his evil power over the land... Now with the Dick of Death in hand he could spew his wicked wrath upon all... But he needed a special lubricating gel that is only made by the one woman he cant find.... So the quest renews with a vigorious effort... Now with th e Dick of Death in hand it had a magical pointer and all he had to do was follow it to??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-RayXI Posted September 17, 2009 Member ID: 133 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 77 Topic Count: 602 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 6888 Content Per Day: 1.28 Reputation: 1371 Achievement Points: 44109 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 27 Birthday: 12/12/1971 Device: Windows Share Posted September 17, 2009 Killroy looked down and said "those blue pills worked earlyer..." and he puts the pills into ShadowLady's computer and which is now becoming the blue screen of death. ShadowLady screams and ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
billyblade Posted September 17, 2009 Member ID: 34 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 47 Topic Count: 182 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2097 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 1003 Achievement Points: 14880 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 12, 2018 Birthday: 04/29/1966 Share Posted September 17, 2009 The gnome king, fearing the dick o' death might be too powerful for even him to wield, decides that he must appoint a special council of idiots to advise him on how to locate the "special lubricant" He says" I am the Gnome king and I declare that rugger, phantom and rockape and budsr to be my special admin council for the dick of death. Step forward and drop to your knees so that I may knight thee with this dick and send you forth to find my special lubricant." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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