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An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

 

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, Are you a real pilot?He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

 

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

 

The two sat sipping in silence.

 

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"

 

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

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I am the best lesbian I know.

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lol thats a good, I like to believe I am a lesbian too

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LOL, nice 1 Wiz. Count me in as a lesbian also.

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LOL, thx WiZiD, you gave me a reality check, finally I know what I am: a lesbian XD

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LOL, nice 1 Wiz. Count me in as a lesbian also.

Ahah Same for me ^^

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Guess I have been a lesbian all my life. Good one WiZiD.... :lol:

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Yeah me too I'm a Lesbian

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