WiZiD Posted March 7, 2012 Member ID: 804 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 446 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3600 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 1053 Achievement Points: 24386 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 11/28/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 7, 2020 Birthday: 04/25/1960 Share Posted March 7, 2012 An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, Are you a real pilot?He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you? She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?" He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.' WolfTiS, baldie and BeerGoat 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BattlewolF Posted March 7, 2012 Member ID: 2028 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 42 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1740 Content Per Day: 0.35 Reputation: 545 Achievement Points: 10637 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/10/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 1 Birthday: 03/10/1963 Device: Windows Share Posted March 7, 2012 Me to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted March 7, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18310 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20367 Achievement Points: 134139 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 273 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Online Last Seen: 8 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted March 7, 2012 lol - good one - thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Jedi-Jack Posted March 7, 2012 Member ID: 228 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 9 Topic Count: 39 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 626 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 229 Achievement Points: 4711 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 24, 2023 Birthday: 06/01/1971 Device: Windows Share Posted March 7, 2012 I am the best lesbian I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted March 7, 2012 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Device: Android Share Posted March 7, 2012 lol thats a good, I like to believe I am a lesbian too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
GorillaXI Posted March 7, 2012 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.76 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Share Posted March 7, 2012 LOL, nice 1 Wiz. Count me in as a lesbian also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny Posted March 7, 2012 Member ID: 2570 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 197 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 11 Achievement Points: 1170 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/08/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 3, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2012 LOL, thx WiZiD, you gave me a reality check, finally I know what I am: a lesbian XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Exe Posted March 7, 2012 Member ID: 2567 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 41 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2904 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 983 Achievement Points: 17118 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 06/08/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 31 Birthday: 12/11/1986 Device: Windows Share Posted March 7, 2012 LOL, nice 1 Wiz. Count me in as a lesbian also. Ahah Same for me ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WolfTiS Posted March 7, 2012 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Share Posted March 7, 2012 Guess I have been a lesbian all my life. Good one WiZiD.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PSYCOKILLER Posted March 8, 2012 Member ID: 2705 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 149 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 24 Achievement Points: 954 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14, 2013 Birthday: 07/24/1961 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Yeah me too I'm a Lesbian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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