pwrcrzy52 Posted August 14, 2012 Member ID: 103 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 3300 Content Per Day: 0.58 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25692 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 31, 2024 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Posted August 14, 2012 After being married for 38 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said ..... "Thirty-eight years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl. Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 58-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems. BattlewolF, BigPapaDean, Damage_inc- and 6 others 9 Awards
little_old_man Posted August 15, 2012 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.20 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Posted August 15, 2012 I've been married to a wonderful and beautiful woman for 22 years, 10 of them happily. Damage_inc-, BattlewolF, vipersniper and 1 other 4 Awards
kiwi Posted August 15, 2012 Member ID: 1952 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 21 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 124 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 133 Achievement Points: 971 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 11/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 16, 2020 Birthday: 11/23/1971 Posted August 15, 2012 im very happily married, just ask my wife, she will tell u. Awards
kiwi Posted August 15, 2012 Member ID: 1952 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 21 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 124 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 133 Achievement Points: 971 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 11/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 16, 2020 Birthday: 11/23/1971 Posted August 15, 2012 the end of the world came one day and when all the people got to heaven god was furious. He berated the men furiuosly for their incompetence! "men" he said, "i am so disapointed in you!' "i created the world, created you in my image, and then created women so you would have something to rule!" "all you have done is do womens bidding since the time i created them!' "they have ruled this planet with their vaginas and you have blindly done as you were told, there isnt a real man amongst you!' "i tell you what" god went on, "form two lines in front of me and we will see who the real men are'. "on the left, i want all the men that were pussy whipped and did as their wives or girlfreinds told them". " on the right, i want all the men who said fuck the bitch , did what they wanted and ruled their house!!!!" After a great deal of shuffling and mumbling, the lines were formed and all but one stood on the left. god spoke.." there you are you pussy whipped weaklings"." You are all in the losers line expect this one man!" " I am ashamed of you!" he then turned to the man on the right and congradulated him for being truley created in his image and having the balls to rule his house like the man god intended. "you sir, tell the rest of these weak fools how you came to stand in this line by yourself, so that they can rue the wasted lives i gave them!" "speak up man so they can all hear." "well sir, god" said the man " the thing is, my wife told me to go and stand over here".......... Blackbart 1 Awards
BattlewolF Posted August 15, 2012 Member ID: 2028 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 42 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1740 Content Per Day: 0.33 Reputation: 545 Achievement Points: 10637 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/10/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 11, 2024 Birthday: 03/10/1963 Device: Windows Posted August 15, 2012 I have same problem Awards
Damage_inc- Posted August 15, 2012 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.27 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Posted August 15, 2012 (edited) I've been married to a wonderful and beautiful woman for 22 years, 10 of them happily. ditto and the same for me....btw the other day I wake up and my wife has a problem with me so I ask her whats up...she says she just found out the she could be making $300.0 a day doing what she does for me for free so she is packing her bags and moving to Las Vegas...So I then go up stairs and pack a bag and come downstairs and she asks me what I'm doing...So thats when I told her I was coming with her to see how she was gonna survive on $600.0 dollars a year.... Edited August 15, 2012 by Damage_inc- little_old_man 1 Awards
DEEJAYKEG Posted August 15, 2012 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.10 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted August 15, 2012 Marriage isn't just a word - it's a sentence... I've been married 26 years. I said to the taxi driver, the other week, "If I'd murdered somebody, I'd be out on parole now..." vipersniper 1 Awards
Hunter1948 Posted August 15, 2012 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.61 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Posted August 15, 2012 So true these days. They are wonderful and that my story and sticking to it. LOL Awards
BigPapaDean Posted August 15, 2012 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1211 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6554 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4430 Achievement Points: 63664 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 19 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted August 15, 2012 After being married for 38 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said ..... "Thirty-eight years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl. Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 58-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems. It is me!!! Lol! Awards
TBB Posted August 15, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20545 Content Per Day: 3.67 Reputation: 22525 Achievement Points: 148253 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 395 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Online Last Seen: 10 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted August 15, 2012 lol Awards
Noears711XI Posted August 15, 2012 Member ID: 238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 189 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1940 Achievement Points: 19609 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 8, 2022 Birthday: 07/09/1957 Posted August 15, 2012 LMAO good one I agree Awards
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