icymrquicky Posted September 10, 2012 Member ID: 3333 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 3 Topic Count: 15 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 47 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 19 Achievement Points: 413 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/01/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 19, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you? She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?" He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.' Spartacus, Damage_inc-, STARPICKET and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_old_man Posted September 10, 2012 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.29 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Share Posted September 10, 2012 I feel her pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Damage_inc- Posted September 10, 2012 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.37 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted September 10, 2012 (edited) me 2 N1 Edited September 10, 2012 by Damage_inc- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
google Posted September 10, 2012 Member ID: 1270 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 149 Topic Count: 330 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 3861 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 4542 Achievement Points: 34156 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 03/22/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 18 Birthday: 04/12/1969 Device: Windows Share Posted September 10, 2012 my name is google and ... I'm a lesbian... n1 icymrquicky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Exe Posted September 10, 2012 Member ID: 2567 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 41 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2904 Content Per Day: 0.62 Reputation: 983 Achievement Points: 17118 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 06/08/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 22 Birthday: 12/11/1986 Device: Windows Share Posted September 10, 2012 Ahah I knew this one, but still good ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
loaderXI Posted September 10, 2012 Member ID: 252 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 392 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 6417 Content Per Day: 1.20 Reputation: 6494 Achievement Points: 54337 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 30 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 01:37 PM Birthday: 03/22/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted September 10, 2012 Well if this is confession.....I have been out of the closet for years 100% lesbian I am and have earned my wings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Hunter1948 Posted September 10, 2012 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.74 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Device: Windows Share Posted September 10, 2012 Yes that is an old one but it's still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted September 10, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18137 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20154 Achievement Points: 132916 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 23 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted September 10, 2012 Good one - hey Google - if your a lesbian Hxtr is your Bitch google 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
google Posted September 10, 2012 Member ID: 1270 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 149 Topic Count: 330 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 3861 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 4542 Achievement Points: 34156 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 03/22/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 18 Birthday: 04/12/1969 Device: Windows Share Posted September 10, 2012 Good one - hey Google - if your a lesbian Hxtr is your Bitch O YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
NumNutz Posted September 10, 2012 Member ID: 1022 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 8504 Content Per Day: 1.63 Reputation: 27633 Achievement Points: 81318 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 397 Joined: 01/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 31, 2020 Birthday: 07/19/1962 Share Posted September 10, 2012 ahhh...shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STARPICKET Posted September 11, 2012 Member ID: 3472 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 131 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 71 Achievement Points: 1194 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/31/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 8, 2021 Birthday: 12/03/1941 Share Posted September 11, 2012 Shit, now i'm going to sit down to take a piss!, what a bitch. Starpicket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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