JohnnyDos Posted November 18, 2012 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2012 I retired from my long successful career, but became bored. I decided to accept a low-paid but stress-free job as a greeter at the local home improvement store. After landing my new job as a greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day. Here is my story… About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, and inappropriately dressed woman walked into the store along with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. Here is her picture. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome." I then said, "Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling at the children just long enough to say to me, "Of course they aren't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one' s only 5. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just fucking stupid?" I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam... I just couldn't believe someone would fuck you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping with us". My Supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work. Blackbart, WeednFeed, djMot and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter1948 Posted November 18, 2012 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.74 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Device: Windows Share Posted November 18, 2012 Heard that one before and it's still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LaRSin Posted November 18, 2012 Member ID: 45 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 68 Topic Count: 981 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 9017 Content Per Day: 1.68 Reputation: 3553 Achievement Points: 65873 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 02/25/1951 Device: Windows Share Posted November 18, 2012 I just love that one lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
greywolf2 Posted November 18, 2012 Member ID: 35 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 44 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4812 Content Per Day: 0.90 Reputation: 420 Achievement Points: 28063 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Love the classics I knew the punch line but still couldnt help laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillerKitty Posted November 18, 2012 Member ID: 2905 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 72 Topic Count: 54 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2190 Content Per Day: 0.48 Reputation: 2545 Achievement Points: 18662 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 10/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 11, 2018 Birthday: 02/26/1977 Share Posted November 18, 2012 rofl .... i wish i could say that sometimes too.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted November 18, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18139 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20155 Achievement Points: 132929 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted November 18, 2012 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BeerGoat Posted November 19, 2012 Member ID: 2923 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1242 Content Per Day: 0.27 Reputation: 294 Achievement Points: 8349 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 08:38 PM Birthday: 03/20/1976 Device: Windows Share Posted November 19, 2012 Great one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
djMot Posted November 19, 2012 Member ID: 3189 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 93 Topic Count: 355 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 5234 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 11106 Achievement Points: 48752 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 112 Joined: 02/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 12/24/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted November 19, 2012 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
bobbarker Posted November 19, 2012 Member ID: 689 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 69 Topic Count: 100 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2030 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1533 Achievement Points: 13317 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 9, 2023 Birthday: 07/22/1965 Device: iPhone Share Posted November 19, 2012 LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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